Ferguson1878
Player Valuation: £35m
If there is a prayer room it best not be catholic/
when ye scrapping in town drunk as you throw a haymaker ye make a hess Hess sound so all the birds and ye opponent think your a boxerNo idea what Hess Hessing is but the view has got me slightly moist!
*edit im taking it, its not this
A cool skin/pot head in cargo pants and t-shirt. A hess is known to consume a lots of weed and alchohol in abusive (near to coma/deadly) amounts.