Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

[JimmyJeffers]

I don't speak bellend,but this Greggs gorger seems to have linked the murder of a innocent man to the Micky Quinn equine club

George Flyod’s family will appreciate the sentiments for sure. Justice for George! and all the other Flyods out there! We stand with you!

 

[BlueStevie35]

I know we mock our red brethren for stuff they tweet but Jesus the Geordies have pushed them close since this Takeover story began haven’t they?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I remember working in a City centre bar in Edinburgh when a Geordie stag do came in of about 20 middle aged lads. ‘Here we go’ I thought.
Sure enough, they’re all absolutely trollied after about half an hour. Causing chaos. Bear in mind it was about 3 in the afternoon.
Two big overweight lads started have a toy wrestle on the floor. Would say one was 60ish the other about 40. I shouted over at them ‘lads! Lads! That’s enough!’ And they just stayed there motionless for a few seconds, the older one lying on the younger guy who was face down. After another few seconds the younger lad shouts ‘HOW MAN FITHER GET OFF US!’ lol lol
Christ knows where they ended up that night.

 

[catcherintherye]

I know we mock our red brethren for stuff they tweet but Jesus the Geordies have pushed them close since this Takeover story began haven’t they?

To be honest the Geordies are much more annoying, objectively. It pains me to say it, but Liverpool are a successful club and act like big shots. These are an unsuccessful club and act like big shots.

 

[ForeverBlue92]

To be honest the Geordies are much more annoying, objectively. It pains me to say it, but Liverpool are a successful club and act like big shots. These are an unsuccessful club and act like big shots.

Thats what I said - Newcastle and West Ham are 2 bum dossers who think they are world champs

 

[Yarrgh]

George Flyod’s family will appreciate the sentiments for sure. Justice for George! and all the other Flyods out there! We stand with you!

I feel like I should head on over to the rs thread to see if they've YMCAed George Flyod.

 

[JimmyJeffers]

I feel like I should head on over to the rs thread to see if they've YMCAed George Flyod.

He’s one of us, he’s one of uuuuuuussss, Georgie Flyod, he’s one of us.

 

[Tony101]

How are these fat Slazenger wearing biffs getting on then boys. has sports direct started Selling blow up camels an Saudi replica gear to dress up as your favourite dictator. While they all wait for this to happen. Might as well try an make a little profit from the deluded beauts. When this falls through tho I hope all the stables in Newcastle lock the horses out of sight for at least a fortnight.

 

[degsy]

I hope they get taken over, buy Iowbi, Siggy, Pickford and Walcott for mega bucks and then sign Koeman as manager who puts Sunderland colours on his Xmas tree.

Who'd be daft enough to do that...oh wait, sorry, forget I asked.

 

[Toast]

Icardi joins PSG.

Paves way for Mbappe to join the Mighty Magpies.

 

[Yarrgh]

Will Mbappe, Bale and Coutinho be allowed to play after 30th June? Can they get them in mud June so they have 2 weeks quarantine and are ready to slot right in asap?

 

[MikeH72]

Can’t believe they’re signing Saul as well ffs, who’s going to stop them???

 

[Yarrgh]

Can’t believe they’re signing Saul as well ffs, who’s going to stop them???

I feel sorry for Saul. I don't think he's good enough for the new toon team. He'll struggle to get in unless there's an injury to one of their new superstars.

 

[kenada_blue]

Hehe

Him and Longstaff winning combo

 

[GP_Monty]

Can’t believe they’re signing Saul as well ffs, who’s going to stop them???

Hate when players do this, the self-involved mings. Didn't Eden Hazard do something similar before going to Chelsea? Absolute whopper behaviour.