Newcastle Utd (and Viz)

JimmyJeffers · May 30, 2020

jaycee said:
I don't speak bellend,but this Greggs gorger seems to have linked the murder of a innocent man to the Micky Quinn equine club

George Flyod’s family will appreciate the sentiments for sure. Justice for George! and all the other Flyods out there! We stand with you!

BlueStevie35 · May 30, 2020

I know we mock our red brethren for stuff they tweet but Jesus the Geordies have pushed them close since this Takeover story began haven’t they?

JimmyJeffers · May 30, 2020

I remember working in a City centre bar in Edinburgh when a Geordie stag do came in of about 20 middle aged lads. ‘Here we go’ I thought.
Sure enough, they’re all absolutely trollied after about half an hour. Causing chaos. Bear in mind it was about 3 in the afternoon.
Two big overweight lads started have a toy wrestle on the floor. Would say one was 60ish the other about 40. I shouted over at them ‘lads! Lads! That’s enough!’ And they just stayed there motionless for a few seconds, the older one lying on the younger guy who was face down. After another few seconds the younger lad shouts ‘HOW MAN FITHER GET OFF US!’ lol lol
Christ knows where they ended up that night.

catcherintherye · May 30, 2020

Megatron said:
I know we mock our red brethren for stuff they tweet but Jesus the Geordies have pushed them close since this Takeover story began haven’t they?

To be honest the Geordies are much more annoying, objectively. It pains me to say it, but Liverpool are a successful club and act like big shots. These are an unsuccessful club and act like big shots.

ForeverBlue92 · May 30, 2020

catcherintherye said:
To be honest the Geordies are much more annoying, objectively. It pains me to say it, but Liverpool are a successful club and act like big shots. These are an unsuccessful club and act like big shots.

Thats what I said - Newcastle and West Ham are 2 bum dossers who think they are world champs

Yarrgh · May 30, 2020

JimmyJeffers said:
George Flyod’s family will appreciate the sentiments for sure. Justice for George! and all the other Flyods out there! We stand with you!

I feel like I should head on over to the rs thread to see if they've YMCAed George Flyod.

JimmyJeffers · May 30, 2020

Yarrgh said:
I feel like I should head on over to the rs thread to see if they've YMCAed George Flyod.

He’s one of us, he’s one of uuuuuuussss, Georgie Flyod, he’s one of us.

Tony101 · May 30, 2020

How are these fat Slazenger wearing biffs getting on then boys. has sports direct started Selling blow up camels an Saudi replica gear to dress up as your favourite dictator. While they all wait for this to happen. Might as well try an make a little profit from the deluded beauts. When this falls through tho I hope all the stables in Newcastle lock the horses out of sight for at least a fortnight.

degsy · May 31, 2020

MondayHater said:
I hope they get taken over, buy Iowbi, Siggy, Pickford and Walcott for mega bucks and then sign Koeman as manager who puts Sunderland colours on his Xmas tree.

Who'd be daft enough to do that...oh wait, sorry, forget I asked.

Toast · May 31, 2020

Icardi joins PSG.

Paves way for Mbappe to join the Mighty Magpies.

Yarrgh · June 1, 2020

Will Mbappe, Bale and Coutinho be allowed to play after 30th June? Can they get them in mud June so they have 2 weeks quarantine and are ready to slot right in asap?

MikeH72 · June 1, 2020

Can’t believe they’re signing Saul as well ffs, who’s going to stop them???

Yarrgh · June 1, 2020

mikeh72 said:
Can’t believe they’re signing Saul as well ffs, who’s going to stop them???

I feel sorry for Saul. I don't think he's good enough for the new toon team. He'll struggle to get in unless there's an injury to one of their new superstars.