I do as it goes, you'll fall into a deep hypnotic trance and awaken to find that all interest in Everton matters has been replaced with concerns about a sharp pain in your anus.
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I do as it goes, you'll fall into a deep hypnotic trance and awaken to find that all interest in Everton matters has been replaced with concerns about a sharp pain in your anus.
Just very unrealistic though.
So many contradictions going on!
Moyes has been spoken to and interviewed ({Paul Joyce) / hasn't and isn't an option ( @The Esk )
Mancini was interviewed yet is supposed to be in the USA.
Emery has been interviewed / again has not.
Koeman is committed to Saints and is signing a new contract / is not.
It's all a bit crazy out there!
Moyes has been spoken to and interviewed ({Paul Joyce) / hasn't and isn't an option ( @The Esk )
Mancini was interviewed yet is supposed to be in the USA.
Emery has been interviewed / again has not.
Koeman is committed to Saints and is signing a new contract / is not.
It's all a bit crazy out there!
Llamadrama
Player Valuation: £500k
About as realistic as Benitez going to Newcastle and spending a season in the Championship with them.
Dario Terracotta
Player Valuation: £70m
please can this happen this week!!!
OK, Leicester have more chance of getting Simeone to joining them at this moment in time.
I mean, if Mark Hughes was to leave Stoke and we saw them talking about Simeone join what would you do?
toffee66
Player Valuation: £8m
Inter are very keen on Simeone. If they ask him he might be tempted as an ex-player and because they are a big club in a winnable league. That would make Mancini available and I actually think his crockery throwing, foaming at the mouth screaming at players combined with his knowledge of the PL makes him a good option for us.
If you are so confident back him at 20-1, prove me wrong.
He has always said he wants to manage Inter, but that might have changed now that we are available. Even though he doesn't speak the language he has always loved us since Andy Gray scored in the 84 FA cup final against Watford.
catcherintherye
Player Valuation: £80m
Thats a great post. The only thing I'd add here is we (and that's all of us fans, players and prospective managers) are a little in the dark about what Moshiri has planned.
I think most of us are cautiously optimistic however he could have plans and ambitions that go beyond what we deem possible. At present we are waiting to see what his first moves are this transfer window. In that context it will become clearer as to the port of club we will be and the sort of managers we will look to get.
For managers looking on an initial polite "talk to me at the end of the season" hand off may become more interested if they hear about further information they are given.
Where we are at currently I would suggest is that those who have expressed an interest in the job are not those who Moshiri is particularly keen on. Moyes, De Boer & Pellegrini. Koeman has brushed us aside while Emery & Simeone have only just finished their season. If the club want to get Emery/Simeone then unfortunately it does mean having to wait extra time. Is that a worthwhile risk? Time will tell but it a risk none the less. I can't help but be impressed with Moshiri though that he is willing to gamble on getting Emery/Simeone even if it means jeopardising De Boer/Pellegrini. It shows an awful lot of confidence in himself and what he's offering and makes me optimistic.
The only thing he's done so far that I'd disagree with is his analysis of De Boer. I rate him very highly and thinks he's a great fit whereas I think Moshiri views him in the back up category. It's hardly a huge mistake, just a difference of opinion.
The one thing I liked from (I think it was the Esk but may have been an article in the Mirror) was that Moshiri wants a manager who will have us in the top 4 next season. It is a very big statement of intent especially alongside what I have mentioned above in the confidence he has. Thats why I am not worried so much, how confidence is transmitted onto me.
Whoever is the manager next won't worry me too much. It's clear he expects top 4 and will back the manager accordingly (I am very excited to see how! I suspect more investment will come as will a new ground). If the next manager doesn't get that I would expect him to be moved on quite quickly. I genuinely believe that within a short space of time, we will be seriously competing for the Mourinho's/Simeone's of this world. That is where Moshiri wants to be and it may take him a bit longer than he initial wants but I'd give it a couple of years.
As for Moyes even if he came back in (which he won't) he will not be allowed to rest on his laurels as he did before. I'm not saying I want him back but you can see the club being driven forward.
Blue Cally
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Leicester currently yes but they have a settled manager so not a realistic comparison.
Stoke I would say fair play to them showing ambition it's what we should be doing. But again they have a settled manager.
Change Simeone to Klopp and that's exactly what happened
kithnou
Player Valuation: £70m
Well said mate
You're comparing us trying for someone like Simeone to Newcastle trying for him...
Newcastle... who are now a championship team. Hardly compareable is it...
However unlikely it is, id much rather us be ambitious and read other posters with ambitions than people happy to settle for mediocrity.
Even championship Newcastle managed to secure an ex Real Madrid manager ffs
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