Right lads, my source Trevor works as a cleaner at Goodison and he managed to film the meeting between Ronald and Farhad last night where the deal was struck so i can confirm with the following stills that it is ON. :
Ronald : "Right. Bottom line, Farhad. I want a six-month contract at Everton to win trophies."
Farhad : "No, Ronald. I’m not going to give you a six-month contract."
Ronald : "You’re just like all the rest, aren’t you? You sit there on your fat spotty behind, in a failed actors chair, leching at Bartina like a piece of meat…"
Farhad : "Ronald, Ronald, Ronald! I’m not going to give you a six-month contract, because I have prepared a five-year one."
Ronald : "Uh? That’s brilliant.
Farhad : "7 million a year.
Ronald : "That’s 35 million pounds! Jurassic Park. I’m sorry for saying you were fat before. I just mean you’re big boned."
Farhad : "That’s all right. How about celebrating. Let’s get a bottle of Bolly!"
Ronald : "Sod that, let’s have some champagne. On me. Go on, Bartina. Go and get it."