Eric Djemba-Djemba
Player Valuation: £60m
It's not like we'd ever get Jose but I can't believe there's actually people that wouldn't have him here. He's one of the best managers ever for gods sake.
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bluestevon
Player Valuation: £80m
Did we turn into Real Madrid over night mate?So you wouldn't replace martinez with him then?
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
Who would be your choice with all your sage like wisdom?
It's not even worth discussing like. I'm frankly embarrassed for those who realistically believe that he would come here.
Someone who's got all the answers and proven track record of player development and evident acute tactical knowledge mate.
Basically YOU on FIFA Career Mode you acne ridden self loathing melt.
Mickey
Player Valuation: £35m
Let the young lids dream mate, let them aim for the stars and even if they fall short we'll still be higher than we are now. Let them carry you in your dotage mate, don't fight it, embrace it.
The Mighty Quint
Player Valuation: £40m
I think he would, he'd look at our squad and see the 100m to spend in the summer with a new owner and think I can do something there, it would be a definite step up from Soton.
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
No in all seriousness, don't be that poster who never sticks their neck out but loves to mock everyone else. If there is a managerial change in the future who would you like to see come in?
You're right mate. I believe the children are our future. As long as he's not asking me for a signed shirt and sending me WhatsApp then I should relinquish this dinosaur pessimistic approach I have towards the game.
In all honesty mate I don't think it's right to ponder replacements when there's a current Everton manager in place.
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
He'd walk to United mate....
It's a fanciful notion, but IF United turned their backs on him, he's openly said he's intending staying in the PL.
So where would that leave him?
City - sorted
RS - sorted
Arsenal - ? Can't see them having his maverick personality
I can't see it happening, but whilst he remains on the market, I don't think you could ever say 'never'
Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
If you truly believe that what are you doing in this thread? Apart from carrying out the wumming you can't now do on the other one? The clue is in the thread title (hypothetical). If you're really that sensitive about your superfandom, which managers which might potentially be available in the summer for a top half (hopefully) prem club without champions league do you rate in general? No link to Everton anywhere in there.
It's speculative clap trap for Pokemon playing insecure lads in their early twenties mate.
Nothing to do with superfandom, more to do with not turning this place in to BAWK because if I was them I'd be laughing my cock off at Evertonians coveting Mourinho.
When you've watched a bit more Everton and football in general then I may be likely to accept your opinion mate. But as said opinion is Soccer AM regurgitated tosh at the moment, laced with latent insecurity, then I have a tough time getting excited about anything you post.
In poster terms you're basically cardboard.
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