Callum_efc
Player Valuation: £5m
OJ Howard to the Bucs at 19! happy with that.
Follow along with the video below to see how to install our site as a web app on your home screen.
Note: This feature may not be available in some browsers.
NFL Thread
- Thread starter SerenityNigh
- Start date
- Status
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
A Buccaneers fan in Liverpool? How has that happened?
Callum_efc
Player Valuation: £5m
Had zero idea about any NFL teams. Randomly picked one. (year evans drafted) thats about it really. Nothing more than that haha
Are you a Cowboys guy?
You liked their old homoerotic logo...it's OK you're amongst Friends.
What's not to like?
I'm not sure if it's the 'stache or the flirtatious wink...oh who am I kidding...that wink says YES!
mmmmsnouts
Player Valuation: £40m
Grew up in Tampa. Brought my Bucs fandom with me. I could never root for the Cowboys and generally loathe them.
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
The Bengals make the playoffs every year lose in the playoffs every year in 1st round (they have lost the last 6? in the 1st round though missed on the playoffs last year because injuries) even when the Bengals are the vastly superior team. The Bengals also always lose to the team the fanbase hates the most, the Steelers. As an added bonus they also lost to the Steelers a couple time in the playoffs, in both halarious fashion and with their star QB getting his leg shattered by said steelers. Also on Bengal home games against the Steelers 1/2 the fans at the game are Steeler fans.
As a Viking fan you will inevitably get your hopes and expectations raised at which point the Vikings will then devour your soul.
Kansas City is a more competent version of the above 2 teams and Andy Reid is a good coach who somehow has no idea what the hell he is doing in the last 5 minutes of every single game. As a NFL neophyte you may not understand clock management but my god you will immediately understand clock mismanagement. They will lose every single playoff game due to inexplictable head scratching moves in which Andy Reid runs out the clock on himself. You will curse god and hate your coach with a fury unknown to man. Only you will never fire Andy Reid because as I said before, Andy Reid is a good coach and will take your team to 11-5.
Last edited:
Gouldy
Player Valuation: £1m
What team would you liken the most to Everton? I'm looking for an underdog team
Rook
Player Valuation: £80m
All 3 of them I suggested are underdog teams who haven't won anything but occasionally tease you into believing (in other words, Everton-like). The Vikings went to 4 SBs and lost them all back in the 60-70s and haven't been back since. KC won a SB in the 60s and haven't been back either. The Bengals were utterly putrid for 2 decades but stumbled into a bit a competence lately. They've been to 2 SBs and lost them both plus they have one of the worst owners in Murican sports.
Of those 3 I think KC is now the most Everton-like. KC has a good fanbase and they occasionally get fun players to watch. Plus Andy Reid always takes his teams to about 7th place.
However if what you are looking for is bland and boring mediocrity, the Dolphins will be 8-8 for the next decade.
If you want to root for a dumpster fire, the Jets, Bears or the 49ers, might want to throw the jags in there too.
- Status