Nikica Jelavic

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Phew!

Cash converters iz rite.
 
"At first he was like a sexy sl*t who'd do ANYTHING you asked her. By the end he was a fat bird who sat in her pyjamas watching X Factor."

By far the best metaphor I've heard to describe Jelavic's Everton career. Good luck to him, the deal is best for all parties. He gets a new club and possibly a new lease of life, Hull get themselves a striker who has the ability to help keep them up and we get a sweet pile of cash.
 
PaulieMc said:
"At first he was like a sexy sl*t who'd do ANYTHING you asked her. By the end he was a fat bird who sat in her pyjamas watching X Factor."

By far the best metaphor I've heard to describe Jelavic's Everton career. Good luck to him, the deal is best for all parties. He gets a new club and possibly a new lease of life, Hull get themselves a striker who has the ability to help keep them up and we get a sweet pile of cash.
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Except, at the end that slob still had traits of being hot, with a great pair still. Keep thinking she's gunna be up for something but she only ends up getting a bag of crisps. Manage to get rid to that quiet guy down the road, now flirting with every girl on this road, even though everyone knows we wont bed the ugly one with venereal diseases, but they still fume anyway
 

Done superbly well to make momey on him. £6.5 million rising to 7.5 if they dont get relegated.

Now can we sign someone boss?
 

£7.5M is sensational business - especially since he a) cost £5.5M b.) went right off the boil and c) from the point of view of our P&L was already amortised to around £3M (if we assume a 4.5 to 5 year contract from 2012) - win, win, win.
 

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