Nikica Jelavic

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Jela you made me believe for a good 6 months that we had found a beast

Then you turned to turbo uber gash and stank the place out

See ya
 
Sunday the 11th May.
The weather's warm and sunny at Goodison Park, L4 as we all get ready for the last game of the season

Unfortunately we're all in Hull where it's wet, cold and windy.
Everton need 3 points to guarantee a Champions League place.
Hull City Tigers, or whatever they're called at that time, are on a high after having beaten Arsenal and Manure in April, so cementing them firmly in mid-table

Everton go 3-0 up after 65 minutes with Nugent's fifth goal in a Royal Blue shirt adding to Coleman's opener and Lukaku's screamer from 25 yards. We're knocking the ball around like Barca in the last minute of injury time when Jelavic nips in and pinches the ball off player of the season James McCarthy to calmly slot past a bored looking Tim Howard who's had nothing to do all game apart from pondering about letting the beard grow out again.

The whole stadium erupts with a chant of Jelavic Jela Jelavic na na na na ....

Final whistle blows

*Scenes - limbs everywhere

Allez, allez, allez oh ..
 
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The Hull City forum..they're onto us:

I've got to say £7.5 mill is a bit of a gamble, considering he's badly out of form.
I hope it works out for us. Although, Everton have done well there.

We've been done off on the price, £3m if have been happy with it but £7.5m is f**king ridiculous. I'd rather have taken Grant Holt on loan instead of pay that much. 5/10 years down the line I can see Jelavic's portrait in the filing cabinet next to Jimmy Bullards.

 

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