Nothing has changed.

[Sapie88]

So guys, what has changed?

 

[Kiwi]

So guys, what has changed?

We have new owners. There's been a lot of positive chat but the only thing we've actually seen is us sign a Irish crock and some 33 year old back up keeper. And some Russian dude and lady who was already part of the organization are now board members.
So not much really. Hype though

 

[Sapie88]

We have new owners. There's been a lot of positive chat but the only thing we've actually seen is us sign a Irish crock and some 33 year old back up keeper. And some Russian dude and lady who was already part of the organization are now board members.
So not much really. Hype though

So what you're saying is that there's minor changes, but nothing massive? Which was precisely what I was getting at in my original post?

Oh, okay. Thanks mate.

 

[Boss_Blue]

We have yellow on the shirt cuffs now.

 

[SerenityNigh]

No. I'm not talking about a David Bowie best of compilation, I'm talking about Everton.

So we entered the pre season shrouded in mystery, who will be our new manager, will we spend loads, will we get a new stadium, will Cleverley leave, so many questions.

So far we've had one question answered, we got a new manager and to be fair it is a thoroughly underwhelming appointment for a club that supposedly has renewed ambitions. This is a man who thrives in ordinariness, a so-so man from a so-so nation, Mr. Average, Mr. Grey, if he was a colour he'd be magnolia, he's neither here nor there, he won't set the world alight, nor will he do any worse. If we wanted to send a message to the footballing world that we are back we needed to do better than Ronald "Flavour of the month" Koeman.

Instead we have done what we do best, go with what we can get, not push for what we supposedly can't get. A bad start for things to come.

So on to our transfers, so far we have made one, an undisclosed fee for a keeper who is that bad Fulham who have just finished above relegation in the League 1 find him surplus to requirements. Great.

We've been linked with two other signings, Witsel and Mata, so going off everything that has preceded this what is the honest likelihood we will sign them? We have no European football to lure them, we have a bog standard manager, maybe they want to join Gianluigi Stekelenbuffon? Ridiculous.

Apparently we have had negotiations with Witsel but true to form they've stalled. Everton that.

So on to the actual elephant in the room. Are we rich? So far I'm going with no, all we've done is catch the likes of Stoke, West Ham and Palace up in terms of money we can offer players.

Same old Everton? Yep.

 

[Kiwi]

So what you're saying is that there's minor changes, but nothing massive? Which was precisely what I was getting at in my original post?

Oh, okay. Thanks mate.

Yeah nothing major yet really

 

[Sapie88]

Yeah nothing major yet really

Okay mate thanks. So is there anything to get excited about do you reckon?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Okay mate thanks. So is there anything to get excited about do you reckon?

Cladding.

Lots of cladding.

 

[Sapie88]

Gifs in the Everton forum.

 

[Sapie88]

Cladding.

Lots of cladding.

What type?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Gifs in the Everton forum.

 

[Boss_Blue]

What type?

The sexy type.

 

[Sapie88]

The sexy type.

Are you excited mate? Has anyone actually seen the cladding going up? Will it be done in 4 weeks time?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Are you excited mate? Has anyone actually seen the cladding going up? Will it be done in 4 weeks time?

I am reliably informed that it will be the sexiest cladding on Merseyside.

Timescales for completion are fluid at this point though.

 

[Sapie88]

I am reliably informed that it will be the sexiest cladding on Merseyside.

Timescales for completion are fluid at this point though.

So what you're saying is the only thing the club have really talked up is this new cladding, of which the timescale for it going up is sketchy at best?

Thanks mate. Thank you for enlightening me.

You have made a positive contribution to this thread.