blueblueday
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Haha, you've been searching my username on google I see Mr. Cynic or should I say, Mr Stalker! How else do you spend your spare time I wonder? I shudder to think. I better be nice to you now eh.No pie charts or interesting Damon-esque multicoloured fonts.
It's a hard pass from me.
Here's a nice statistic for you:
Everton's average weekly wage is 77,752. That's 7th in the weekly wages league. Therefore we should be certainly aiming for the 7th spot don't you think?
Guess who is just above us: Spurs!
And below: Leicester
The other lot across the park are, wait for it.....140,562
That's almost double
Puts some perspective on things dunnit!