Bluerover
Player Valuation: £50m
Brian, put the crusty sock down, open the curtains (although I'd still recommend some Vitamin D tablets) and go down stairs to eat your tea from your mother.
I think its alphabetti spaghetti today, and your hot water bottle is nearly ready so you will be nice and snug for your bedtime story - "When Bob Latchford turned Swansea into a top tier team."