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Relegation 2022/23

Are Everton going to stay in the Premier League?

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Purist nonsense.

I for one will be punching the air and dancing a jig of delight if we stay up.

This "I wont celebrate staying up" is just a nob measuring exercise for those who want to prove their the 'bluest'.
Yeah if we stay I will be celebrating I will be made up. I think more than anything I will just be relieved tho. It’s been two really draining seasons for us fans. I will think about next season when it’s time till then I will just be made up we are still a premier league side hopefully.
 
Leicester is the danger, I think Leeds are done they need 2 results to go in their favour. I think their ground will be flat early on. And will only change if results start to go in their favour. Also they have the worst defence in the league and for all spurs poor form their front players will get plenty of chances Sunday.

Leicester is the one as I think they will win. Personally we should be going for the throat at the first minute abs try and kill Bournemouth early doors a goal or two will have their players dreaming of the cocktails at the pool of the 7* resort they will be at the following week.

But it wouldn’t surprise for dyche to be cautious and even take 0-0 at half time and see how the other results are going, before making his move.
To be honest, I'm hoping that either you or Leicester score very early to put us out of our misery.
 

Exactly this, anyone who says they won’t be made up if we stay up us talking rubbish.

I can think of two posters, who won’t be unduly bothered if we go down.

I’ll give you some clues :

One is cohabiting with a blow up Katie Price doll and wanders the wastelands of Widnes, seeking enlightenmen.

The other, has recently come back from volunteering for the Wagner Group, in the Donbas region of Ukraine and is busy smearing polonium, on the door handles, of pro Ukrainian groups in the UK.
 
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I'm astonished by fans thinking Dyche (maybe keeping us up) is seen as some sort of masterstroke!

If he does and i think he will keep us up he has done his job nothing more.

We were 1 point away from safety when he took over not 8 points adrift.
We are all saying how shocking Leicester and Leeds are and have been and yet here we are with a game to go and theirs a chance of both or one of them finishing above us and us being relegated.

We will finish with our lowest top flight points total ever and he is responsible (manager) for almost half of them games.
The other points we gained this season is by arguably the worst manager in recent history, and some looking at Dyche like sort of genius. Jeeez
If B'mouth, Palace, West Ham, Forest, Wolves etc had no striker to use they'd have been on less points than us right now.

This club was a basket case to walk into on and off the field.

How can anyone know all that and diminish what Dyche has done?

I admit that when he came in and the window shut with no signigs and he wasn;'t kicking up over it that I thiught he ewas a yes man coming in for a big contract and pay off. But the feller hasd completely galvanised this team. 7 losses in 17 games. I';d never have believed he was capabable of that with these players, but he did it.

He's one step away from a place in the club's managerial history as far as I;m concerned. If he'd had a Richarlison or other decent striker he'd have had us near midtable where Palace are.
 
Yeah if we stay I will be celebrating I will be made up. I think more than anything I will just be relieved tho. It’s been two really draining seasons for us fans. I will think about next season when it’s time till then I will just be made up we are still a premier league side hopefully.

I think some believe if we stay up this time we inevitably suffer the same next season. That's not true.
 
Nobody sane has enjoyed this season. If we stay up, the only thing to celebrate is the relief that it's over. These players have been a disgrace to the shirt. The board is beyond contempt. Anybody joyously invading pitches at the end of this is an accomplice to a repeat next season.

1994 was understandable. 1998, less so. Last year was an embarrassment, a celebration of abject mediocrity and the frenzied onanistic cult-driven anointment of Fraudulent Frank on his ascension to false god status.

This year? Give Sean Dyche a clap. The rest should be immediately transfer listed - not appreciated.
They haven't.

They are limited players for the most part and they have had no striker worthy of the name to help them out by getting 7/8/9 goals.

I think they've put it in and deserve credit.
 
Purist nonsense.

I for one will be punching the air and dancing a jig of delight if we stay up.

This "I wont celebrate staying up" is just a nob measuring exercise for those who want to prove their the 'bluest'.
I, too, will be jubilant if we stay up. Euphoric, on a high. What I won't be, though, is celebrating these players and dissolving in a communal mass ejaculation on the Goodison turf, adding another chapter to Bill Kenwright's Good Times: The Second Coming.

I wouldn't have thought you would be either.
 

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