Many Evertonians are bipolar. Frank Lampard - a novice manager - was effectively fellated by Evertonians at the weekend. People genuinely seemed to think our ills were all the result of a faded Iberian with a shady past and hospitality sector connotations. The players - demonstrable failures almost to a man - were going to turn over a new leaf simply by "enjoying the ball" - an object most have absolutely no comfort or even vague association with. Well, "Frank Lampard's Everton" is like Cinderella as the clock hits midnight. Back to plain ol' Everton, toiling in the relegation zone with only Keane and Holgate, the ugly sisters, for company. Death spiral.