If you're a lazy thinker, if you believe that the status quo never changes, and if you're not an Everton fan, the notion that Mourinho might join us seems outlandish. But things change. If he had to choose between us and United, assuming he was 100% sure he was wanted at United, then he'd go to Old Trafford. But if not, then there's every reason to think he'd come here. Proud history, passionate fanbase, newly rich, newly ambitious, huge potential, and in England, where he has said he wants to stay.
We present a challenge that might appeal to his ego. (Maybe even more so than the United job. An article in the Telegraph the other day - sorry, I can't find the link - suggested he was less interested in United's standing than in the possibilities that existed there). And we have a place in the game and a chip on our shoulder that he'd probably recognise.
Financially, he won't need to work, but there are other things driving him. And we might well be his only English option.
Spot on mate.
I have said it time and time and time again, we are a fantastic and very attractive option for about 95% of the managers the world over due to all the points you mention. I'm not saying he would come here but 100% he would not dismiss us out of hand without considering all that you have mentioned. His ego has taken a pummelling and he might just find a perfect home with us.
Never say never.