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CahillsCornerFlag
Player Valuation: £70m
He's worried about our players, and so he should be. Even if he isn't making the most of them tactically, square pegs etc, they should still at the very least be showing passion, belief and resilience.
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41283654
http://m.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41283654
...the questions at those press conferences frustrate me. Why not ask;
You seem to change formations on a regular basis, when you were purchasing players in the summer what team model was it based on?
Teams who play with a back 3 usually employ offensive wing backs who attack the opposition back four and create. Do you use Holgate and Baines to protect CBs you feel need defensive support?
Your team is dreadful for supporters to watch. Why is there no width to get around the back of opposition defences and create, and also no width in defensive areas leaving so much space for teams to exploit?
You say you missed out on your prime striker targets, in hindsight did you wait too long to acquire the likes of Giroud; and was there a dependency to bring monies during the final days of the window?
You seem to change formations on a regular basis, when you were purchasing players in the summer what team model was it based on?
Teams who play with a back 3 usually employ offensive wing backs who attack the opposition back four and create. Do you use Holgate and Baines to protect CBs you feel need defensive support?
Your team is dreadful for supporters to watch. Why is there no width to get around the back of opposition defences and create, and also no width in defensive areas leaving so much space for teams to exploit?
You say you missed out on your prime striker targets, in hindsight did you wait too long to acquire the likes of Giroud; and was there a dependency to bring monies during the final days of the window?
Paul w
Player Valuation: £25m
Pickford
Miss the presser what's he said mate.
And the only reason you gave Martinez "until October in his 3rd season" was because of the splendid first season.
If Bobby's first season had been as dismal as his second one, or even on a par with Koeman last season, you would have been urinating in your pit with the rest of them right about now on foot of the utterly clueless, gutless shambles unfurling before our very eyes, Tom.
You surely would
Mate, he took us from 11th to 7th in his first season, got us back into europe and made us pretty formidable at home again after the worst season at home in a very long time.
If last season filled you with dread and despair or anybody else for that matter, then I am afraid I cannot understand that one bit.
royvernon39
Player Valuation: £10m
What a time for Ronald Koeman to be alive 
He does give the impression that failure at EFC would not be a major setback in his life. He has set his brother up on a nice-earner
and 6 million for a manager who has achieved nothing managerially is a nice piece of work. He would be sure to get a job in Holland and could start the managerial round-about off again.
Lets imagine that we have a dud season and RK loses support, the club will have little option other than coughing up millions to the Koeman Clan.
He does give the impression that failure at EFC would not be a major setback in his life. He has set his brother up on a nice-earner
and 6 million for a manager who has achieved nothing managerially is a nice piece of work. He would be sure to get a job in Holland and could start the managerial round-about off again.
Lets imagine that we have a dud season and RK loses support, the club will have little option other than coughing up millions to the Koeman Clan.
Toast
Player Valuation: £80m
Being crap and getting the sack is a nice little earner.What a time for Ronald Koeman to be alive
He does give the impression that failure at EFC would not be a major setback in his life. He has set his brother up on a nice-earner
and 6 million for a manager who has achieved nothing managerially is a nice piece of work. He would be sure to get a job in Holland and could start the managerial round-about off again.
Lets imagine that we have a dud season and RK loses support, the club will have little option other than coughing up millions to the Koeman Clan.
Moyes has perfected it.
Amongst other things, half jokingly said that if the board wanted to change the manager, he'd want compo same as Martinez.
royvernon39
Player Valuation: £10m
Moyes declined his contract pay-out at Sunderland. I believe the only place that DM got a pay-out was at OT.
Interesting picture in the Mirror player ratings.For obv reasons not posting Mirror stuff in here.Have a look at Koeman, pointing mouth agape at Rooney.
"Worried about leaving? No, the board is not the board of Crystal Palace. But ok, pay me up and I'll go."
Paul w
Player Valuation: £25m
Oof that doesn't sound good,not what you should be saying joking or not.Thanks.
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Paul w
Player Valuation: £25m
Ffs.
This is the first time the press have had to question him on the overall crappness of the team, so they seemed to go quite easy on him.
I'm sure the questions will get harder if things don't improve very quickly.
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