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Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
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Please check with me for Blammo criteria
Makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
Blue Cheese
Mental Patient, GOT Ward
Strange character like
Koeman it's early days got us of to a good start let's see if we can win v Burnley away with ease as they look poor?
At least we are both safe in the knowledge that Roberto resigned. Never forget that my Friend.
My knives were out with a vengeance from that Stoke game last Christmas. But I must admit, with regret, that I was conned for a very long time.
moyes cardy
Player Valuation: £6m
It's really amusing this are you cheese and the toffee are all the same person? I like you, you like me - absolute gold to watch.
Mikeonlythebestwilldo
Player Valuation: £20m
We need to list all the games last season we were in a winning position to go lose or draw and tag Dave in them
Watching Southampton and Koeman is massively missing a tadic type winger who can bring people into play. Mirallas nor Deulofeu can do it and Bolasie is utilised like a Mane/Redmond direct winger. A vital signing in January if we are to compete for a Top 6 place.
Blue Cheese
Mental Patient, GOT Ward
Not sure which thread to post on, but as a life long Evertonian I just find watching them boring and have done for a very long time? Yes, I am a tv viewer now and appreciate those supporters who watch them home and away, but sorry you are not getting value for money (neither am I with my Sky subscription!).
The following is a list of games which were either unacceptable performances/throwing points away from 2015/16:
Watford H 2-2 Opening day, we looked still on hols
Manchester United H 0-3 Lay down and got spanked.
Bournemouth A 3-3 Threw away a 2 nil lead, and then conceded in the 97th minute
Norwich A 1-1 Battered them first half then played like a pub team second half
Leicester H 2-3 Defended like fools.
Stoke H 3-4 THE ENTERTAINERS AREN'T WE
City A 3-1 Threw away a 3-1 agg league with diabolical defending and a daft kone sub
WBA H 0-1 Gash
Swansea H 1-2 Pathetic
West Ham H 2-3 OH MY WORD WHAT ON THE EARTH WAS THE NIASSE SUB ABOUT
Arsenal H 0-2 could have been 12
Liverpool A 4-0 How he was not sacked I have no idea. The worst game ever.
Watford A 1-1 Dross
Palace A 0-0 PHENOMENAL
Leicester A 3-1 They'd been on the lash for a week/coke if you're Jamie Vardy
Sunderland A 3-0 Hilariously bad
Hopefully we can improve on some of these results this season and climb the table. Other than those games it was a pretty good season tho. No 72 points but the media loved us so not to worry.
@davek
Foot Long Hot Dog
Player Valuation: A packet of pork scratchings
They're a different proposition at home in fairness, but watching them today they looked mince
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