Toffee-nerd
Player Valuation: £20m
A turncoat called Ross Barkley
A gobsh who comes from wavertree
He turned down a massive contract
For his agent to get a signing fee
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A gobsh who comes from wavertree
He turned down a massive contract
For his agent to get a signing fee
MartSlinger
Player Valuation: £40m
AND WHEN YOU'RE IN THE BLUE
WE'LL ALWAYS BOO FOR YOU
ROSS BARKLEY IS A TURNCOAT THROUGH AND THROUGH.
Agent Blue
Player Valuation: £10m
Ross is obviously going to Spurs in January. They know that if they wait until January they will have to pay significantly less than than his current valuation and also Ross (in his mind) saves a little face with us, as the club will still receive some sort of fee.
Levy is a hard nosed $$$$ and as such will probably have advised Ross agent that a deal would definitely be done January thus causing the dramatic change of mind regarding Chelski. This is not a good example of how to show his appreciation to a club that has made him what he is today and being a local lad. Wonder what Rooney makes of it all?
Levy is a hard nosed $$$$ and as such will probably have advised Ross agent that a deal would definitely be done January thus causing the dramatic change of mind regarding Chelski. This is not a good example of how to show his appreciation to a club that has made him what he is today and being a local lad. Wonder what Rooney makes of it all?
Can we all at least agree that this is an example of bad south end rat behaviour.
North end every time.
North end every time.
Poor little Ross Barkley has been made a scapegoat
He could have been a star and kept Everton afloat
Then one day fat Ron came waddling along
With terrible tactics, and a tiny shrivelled schlong
He didn't like Ross, thought he was mentally weak
Got rid of the Belgian, of who we shan't speak
Now we're left with no strikers and a drink driving 10
Why couldn't contract dave just hand Giroud a pen
Now we're getting relegated and Ronald is to blame
Cos his terrible tactics mean we can't win a game
He could have been a star and kept Everton afloat
Then one day fat Ron came waddling along
With terrible tactics, and a tiny shrivelled schlong
He didn't like Ross, thought he was mentally weak
Got rid of the Belgian, of who we shan't speak
Now we're left with no strikers and a drink driving 10
Why couldn't contract dave just hand Giroud a pen
Now we're getting relegated and Ronald is to blame
Cos his terrible tactics mean we can't win a game
He either signs a new contract or rots on his bill at Finch Farm until January. If this is just a plot to hold out for Spurs and cost us money then I'd lose all respect for him, not that I have much left for him anyway at this point.
Koeman clearly doesn't give a toss, Moshiri sounded a bit exasperated last night on SSN and most fans are against him now. Him pulling the plug on the deal with Chelsea benefits nobody. He's been very badly advised at every turn, that agent of his needs to be legged.
Koeman clearly doesn't give a toss, Moshiri sounded a bit exasperated last night on SSN and most fans are against him now. Him pulling the plug on the deal with Chelsea benefits nobody. He's been very badly advised at every turn, that agent of his needs to be legged.
fixed it
(To the tune of "You're Welcome" from Moana)
Oh no, I see what's happening here,
Bill's finally gone and they said,
"No more sell to buy!" - that's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see the fans misled.
Open your eyes, money is thin,
Yes, we're really skint, take it in.
It looked like a lot when we got the Mosh,
But it's just a load of utter tosh.
So what can I say, except we've been done,
by one big massive lie.
But "Hey it's okay, it's okay, the stadium?"
C'mon, that's just all pie in the sky.
Hey, who loves Jim White and has loads of dosh,
but just won't spent too much? The Mosh!
When we had holes to fill, did he sign people? No - but he's Usmanov's mate yo!
Oh, also he kept Bob Elstone,
because he likes to hear the fans moan.
"Oh, but he signed that Gylfi?" - oh wow,
After trying to sell Rom and Barkley!
So what can I say, except we've been done,
But at least we've still got James McCarthy.
He's not really good at all, but still though,
he's a part of the Everton family.
We've been done! We've been done!
Oh no, I see what's happening here,
Bill's finally gone and they said,
"No more sell to buy!" - that's adorable!
Well, it's nice to see the fans misled.
Open your eyes, money is thin,
Yes, we're really skint, take it in.
It looked like a lot when we got the Mosh,
But it's just a load of utter tosh.
So what can I say, except we've been done,
by one big massive lie.
But "Hey it's okay, it's okay, the stadium?"
C'mon, that's just all pie in the sky.
Hey, who loves Jim White and has loads of dosh,
but just won't spent too much? The Mosh!
When we had holes to fill, did he sign people? No - but he's Usmanov's mate yo!
Oh, also he kept Bob Elstone,
because he likes to hear the fans moan.
"Oh, but he signed that Gylfi?" - oh wow,
After trying to sell Rom and Barkley!
So what can I say, except we've been done,
But at least we've still got James McCarthy.
He's not really good at all, but still though,
he's a part of the Everton family.
We've been done! We've been done!
evertonarntwe
Player Valuation: £35m
See above.
The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
I think we should try a new holistic approach on treating his injury by putting a bowler hat on him, dressing him in orange, and get him to walk down some of Northern Irelands most staunch catholic areas with god save the queen blaring out of his ipod and two targets strapped to his kneecaps.
Quite apt seeing the order itself was founded after the so-called Battle of the Diamond, a skirmish that took place in County Armagh in 1795...
Quite apt seeing the order itself was founded after the so-called Battle of the Diamond, a skirmish that took place in County Armagh in 1795...
We're awaiting the release on Youtube mate
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