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2024/25 Sean Dyche - Sacked

kenada_blue said:
Not really. Overall it almost paints a picture of - we'll be fine and similar to last season.

Our first 9 games of last season were similar to this (last v this):

Played each season - Fulham, Villa, Bournemouth (3pts v 1pt)

Played 2 promoted sides - Luton, Sheff United, Ipswich, Leicester. (1pt v 4pt)

Played (arguably) Teams around us - Wolves, Brentford, Palace (3pts v 3pts)

Played Top 7 sides - RS, Spurs, Brighton, Newcastle, Arsenal (0pts v 1pt)

The patterns will no doubt be little purple patches sandwiched between inconsistency. Which is any side outside the top 10. Which we are.

Personally don't think we've hit a purple patch as of yet despite being unbeaten in 5.
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Why are Brighton a top 7 side? Just out of curiosity.

As they finished 11th last season only ahead of us on goal difference.
 
Lob said:
Every team we play is a top 7 side according to some on here. Anything to give Dyche an excuse for hardly ever winning a game of football.
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Was told yesterday that the mighty Fulham are targeting 7th this season. So by my workings, we are now up to 10 top 7 teams:

Man City, Man United, Arsenal, RS, Newcastle, Chelsea, Spurs, Villa, Brighton and Fulham.
 

Saint Domingo said:
To add to this in the last few days alone we’ve had a wave of criticising Dyche for only beating the lesser teams at home…and now today we’ve moved onto claiming he has no plan for lesser teams at home.

Couldn’t make it up. Must have imagined all those home wins against Leeds Brentford (x2) Palace (x2) Bournemouth (x2) Forest Burnley (x2) Sheffield United
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His overall record is a disgrace do you like being utter dung at home?
 

Saint Domingo said:
The equalising goal was weird yesterday though wasn’t it.

There’s Everton pushing forward in the 94th minute which is odd because all we do is have 11 players camped in our penalty area and give up whenever we’re a goal down.

We then take a short throw in which is bizarre because all we do is live for set piece opportunities to launch balls into boxes

It then gets worked on the deck between Mangala and Idrissa Gueye which is weird because Mangala is a new signing and Dyche wouldn’t be playing them this season

Rather than getting hoofed into the box it is worked out wide to Mykolenko who for some reason has disobeyed Dyche and crossed the halfway line which of course never actually happened because Everton full backs don’t cross the half way line

Then instead of just lobbing it in from deep which we apparently do all the time he finds Ndiaye who I was shocked to see because he also shouldn’t be playing this season because he’s not a Dyche player, Dyche hates him, he doesn’t play new signings, he’s had all attacking flair coached out of him, and he will never play ahead of Harrison Docuoure or McNeill in the team.

Then Ndiaye who has all attacking flair coached out of him somehow finds a cross and there at the back post is the other fullback in the penalty area who has also disobeyed Dyche’s instructions to somehow cross the half way line.

He pulls it back to Beto who Dyche never plays who puts it in.


BTW the top assisting fullback in the PL is now Ashley Young who has played less than 7 games.

Its almost as though some of the stuff written on here is complete and utter rubbish not supported by anything actually happening in reality.

Dyche doesn’t play young players

Dyche won’t play new signings

We just hoof it aimlessly hoping for a flick on

All 10 players are just camped in our box booting it away

The game is over once we go a goal down

Dyche doesn’t let his fullbacks over the halfway line


Keep them coming, complete and utter laughable delusional total wham.
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All the things you have mentioned are 100% true, however why didn't those players ie the full backs wait until the 94th minute to cross the halfway line to put a cross into the box, why did Dyche wait until the 86th minute to put 2 up top, even though we went a goal down after 61 minutes

Why didn't Dyche instruct the players to do all of the above before we went 1-0 down and take the game to Fulham?

why were 34000 Evertonians quiet as mice for 86 minutes at home to Fulham, then I heard Keano Keano

Because those fans knew the same as me and you, we were awful and never looked like scoring and are sick of the PE teacher on the touchline pretending to be a manager.

Football is about scoring goals and wining matches Dyches teams are not very good at either and never will be
 
kiss the crest said:
All the things you have mentioned are 100% true, however why didn't those players ie the full backs wait until the 94th minute to cross the halfway line to put a cross into the box, why did Dyche wait until the 86th minute to put 2 up top, even though we went a goal down after 61 minutes

Why didn't Dyche instruct the players to do all of the above before we went 1-0 down and take the game to Fulham?

why were 34000 Evertonians quiet as mice for 86 minutes at home to Fulham, then I heard Keano Keano

Because those fans knew the same as me and you, we were awful and never looked like scoring and are sick of the PE teacher on the touchline pretending to be a manager.

Football is about scoring goals and wining matches Dyches teams are not very good at either and never will be
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Who crossed the ball to McNeil to miss a header from about a yard out?
 
kiss the crest said:
my apologies that's the 1 I missed in the other 93 minutes
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When you’re dealing with absolutes as much as you do you can’t really have exceptions.

Even the VAR replay of the disallowed goal shows Mykolenko up attacking the box on the same line as the attackers.

That’s 3 occasions from even just a 3 minute highlight video.

Meanwhile Ashley Young’s has more assists in 6 and 2/3 games than any other fullback in the league does from 9.

The evidence just doesn’t support your theory that Everton fullbacks don’t cross the half way line because Dyche tells them not to.
 
kiss the crest said:
All the things you have mentioned are 100% true, however why didn't those players ie the full backs wait until the 94th minute to cross the halfway line to put a cross into the box, why did Dyche wait until the 86th minute to put 2 up top, even though we went a goal down after 61 minutes

Why didn't Dyche instruct the players to do all of the above before we went 1-0 down and take the game to Fulham?

why were 34000 Evertonians quiet as mice for 86 minutes at home to Fulham, then I heard Keano Keano

Because those fans knew the same as me and you, we were awful and never looked like scoring and are sick of the PE teacher on the touchline pretending to be a manager.

Football is about scoring goals and wining matches Dyches teams are not very good at either and never will be
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Good post this 👌
 

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