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2022/23 Sean Dyche

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Shows how much you know about football if you think Bielsa could have done anything with this squad. But anyway, what did it take 13 games and the Dyche hit squad are strong on GOT. Cant even wait for the fat lady to sing.
See the bit where I say it would take him a long time to implement his style.
Reading and understanding a post usually helps.

I didn’t want dyche, old, negative dinosaur. A t Burnley for 10yrs, got them into Europe
They say
Great job on shoestring they say
Yet no other clubs are interested. Gets sacked and twiddles his Thumbs for 10months. Why is that? I will tell you why, because it’s not the 80’s football has moved on and his style has no place.
 
Whats wrong with Everton.
Defence has taken a dump google Ben Godfrey , Whats the definition of Madness again?
No ball playing Midfielder central.
No striker, but we have one now and its still [Poor language removed].
Iwobi watched him stink out the place for sometime now.
Fixes
3 at the back Cody , Tarky and Mina.
5 in midfield 2 wing backs
2 demarai and CL

And Rick Astley in the stands
We are never gonna give it up, were not going down Everton. Were staying up till the end of time, were not going down Everton. Never gonna give , Never gonna give it up , never gonna give it up, Everton. Rick Astley on repeat ShitAstlery
 
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To be fair we have been more attacking under Dyche than we were under Lampard. It's hard to do anything without any good attackers though.
But just getting bodies forward,
Doesn’t really count, no structure, no plan. Imo
We created better chances under lampard.
I can think of 6/7 games where we
Missed sitters. How many sitters did we miss yesterday?

You have iwobi, crap on the wing, rarely beats a full back,
Most of his crosses offered nothing,
McNeil again is slow, one footed so easy to mark, his only joy was drifting inside and
Trying a shot from 25yrds that was basically a back pass.
How many times does he get the ball 25yrd from thier goal and 5 seconds later he’s on the halfway line. And then you have the worst technical number 10 in world football, doucoure I can’t trap a bag of cement
 
But just getting bodies forward,
Doesn’t really count, no structure, no plan. Imo
We created better chances under lampard.
I can think of 6/7 games where we
Missed sitters. How many sitters did we miss yesterday?

You have iwobi, crap on the wing, rarely beats a full back,
Most of his crosses offered nothing,
McNeil again is slow, one footed so easy to mark, his only joy was drifting inside and
Trying a shot from 25yrds that was basically a back pass.
How many times does he get the ball 25yrd from thier goal and 5 seconds later he’s on the halfway line. And then you have the worst technical number 10 in world football, doucoure I can’t trap a bag of cement
True (though I don't mind McNeil) but all of this is what the manager has had to play with. It's not like he is refusing to play Messi or anything.

We created nothing under Lampard, it was absolutely turgid. It's still turgid now to be fair and after a promising start we have reverted to type.

A reincarnated Rinus Michels couldnt do anything with this squad. Gaping holes everywhere and players all with the same flaws.
 
Everything will be fine. Dyche has to go if it isnt. Being in the championship is one thing but with Dyche its another. We may as well change our kit to claret and expect to be doing the Oki Kokey every season.
 

I would have preferred Bielsa but he wouldnt come. in reality there was no one, i would have gone for Allerdyce because he had already fixed it before. We gambled on Dyche but the the stats were available that he consistently achieved 1 point per game. This is likely not to be enough. I think you have to have a go at Leicester no keep it tight etc. The mentality has to change to lets go and win.
 

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