2023/24 Sean Dyche

[derek duvall]

Now do a list of the ones who have outsmarted him.

You will be up all night.

We lost to Luton last week ffs.

Let’s just enjoy a win and not be dicks eh!

He doesn’t do those. Pisses off to Kopite forum crying about conspiracy theories and VAR when Lord Dyche gets owned

 

[DanB90]

*looks at fixtures*

Gone by December.

Tune, that.

 

[banno]

Do or Die game today and he came up trumps. That gives him a few more games at least

 

[PrekisCrossBarlow!]

Struck gold today by sheer luck Gueye getting injured. I bet Dyche forces an injury on Harrison to shoehorn Gueye back in against Liverpool.

Congratulations on avoiding Mike Walkers abysmal record and becoming our worst ever manager

'And that was the weather forecast with Helen Willetts ...Now Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time for your Saturday evening of comedy, lets pay our weekly visit to.... The Sean Dyche Forum!'

 

[Amokachi1995]

The squad is good enough. Bit weak at fullback but otherwise more than enough to stay up. Put players in their right position and let this midfield bed in.

 

[chicoazul]

Can’t wait to boo him when big red batter us in two weeks.

 

[derek duvall]

De Zerbi, Frank, Emery, Iraola all absolutely swatted by Dyche. The forum hipsters crying into their Brighton bedsheets.

A result last season and ignoring the 4-0 against villa in the league this season or that doesn’t count?

 

[PrekisCrossBarlow!]

With this bellend in charge mate it wouldn't surprise me if he benched Garner against the RS and went with a middle three of Onana, Doucoure and Gana.

Devastated Everton won aren't you mate.

 

[Telford-Feb-85]

Are we collectively forgetting just how terrible we were 12 months ago? Are we better, I think so, not by a great deal admittedly, but definitely better. The club is a basket case, the squad needs rebuilding, we haven't got any money and there is uncertainty everywhere. What more could anyone do at this point?

 

[Gilbert..]

Decent win at home at last. Now played 4 of the bottom 5. 7 points from 24 isnt really enough for who we've played. But there might just be enough worse teams. Bournemouth being one. Though their manager wont be there much longer.
Gona enjoy a win at Goodison though for a change.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Devastated Everton won aren't you mate.

I'm doing a jig all over the gaff when ever we win mate, just think Dyche is a dinosaur, just my opinion like mate.

 

[Scillachi]

Just cut the BS quotes, recognise what works, accept even the best managers get things wrong and move on to the next one.

Don’t want to hear the answer to the Gana question at the next presser as “he’s on the grass”. I’d have liked earlier subs today but glad he stuck both Beto and Chermiti on today.

 

[chicoazul]

Evertonians are FUMING Everton won. Wow.

 

[zebedee]

Can’t wait to boo him when big red batter us in two weeks.

I've fixed it for you.. playing golf at stockley park next week. I'm putting tenniers in each hole for the little skamps to pick up. But yeah I feel the worst coming

 

[Azza]

Sack.