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That's impossible
I refuse to accept that Sean Dyche wasn't born as a 40 year old man, complete with beard
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That's impossible
I refuse to accept that Sean Dyche wasn't born as a 40 year old man, complete with beard
I get what you're saying mate, and to some extent you're right.Burnley fan here, semi in peace.
I’m 38, near 39. Growing up I loved the Hafnia kit you had, I loved Kevin Sheedy, Derek Mountfield and Inchy Heath. I remember Predrag Radosavljevic and Joe Parkinson and Billy Kenny. I’ve always had a soft spot for Everton.
But some of the posts on this thread are delusional, disrespectful and utter tutt to a manager who’s team schooled you on your own pitch and popped 24 passes together before passing it into your net.
Don’t listen to what other managers say about our style. They’re making excuses after we’ve beaten their more expensive styles. Don’t judge Dyche on his shaven head and gravel voice but look at the words he says, what his players say about him.
Dyche is a bloody good manager and what he’s done is a miracle. When we beat you last month Koeman was going on about what we spent, but used your net spend as a comparison against our gross spend, ignoring the near £50 million we took in for Gray and Keane this summer.
Dyche, first and foremostly is a pragmatist. When he took us over he didn’t have a pot to piss in so built a strong defence which got us promoted. We didn’t have a huge budget our first time in the Prem so went with what he knew. We got relegated but came back up as Champions having scored more than anybody in the division. We didn’t steamroller sides playing expansive football but that was because Dyche didn’t want to do major surgery on the team, which proved the right decision after we stayed up last year.
This year we are playing better football. Steven Defour and Jack Cork are working like dogs but have quality on the ball. Some of you will sneer at this because we didn’t pay £45 million for them and Cork is English, but the reality of their performances speak for themselves.
When Dyche has had more resources he has improved the quality of our play. Our defence is incredibly organised and he gets the absolute best out of players, and if he did that with your lot you’d be 10 places higher in the league at least.
He managed Barton better than anybody ever has, plus Steven Defour is a character who was difficult last year but is now playing very well. He absolutely would have the respect of your players.
Talk of Tuchel and Ancelotti is madness. Look at the clubs Ancelotti has managed and then look where you are now ..... and I say that with all due respect. There’s no chance.
And you’d be better going Wagner than Tuchel, who has delusions of grandeur based on not actually that much.
I don’t think Dyche will get your job, and that’s fair enough ..... and obviously great for me as a Burnley fan. But stop this blythe dismissal of his qualities, it’s incredibly ignorant. He’d do a good job for you.
My concern with someone like Dyche isn't so much that he's an unfashionable appointment but that his skillset has been very specifically developed and wouldn't really suit our needs.
All credit to him at Burnley - he took them up in his first season (I think?) and then, after an inevitable relegation, he went on to immediately win the Championship, which is a difficult thing to do when you consider the level of motivation he'd have to instil in a squad that had just faced a brutal reality of not being good enough for the PL.
Last season and the start of this he's done well to pull them away from the relegation places. And when he brought Burnley to Goodison a few weeks ago you could see how he's done that: set up your team to neutralise the opposition and hit them on the break. He's shown himself to be good at developing a system that works given the limitations of his squad.
The thing is, this only really needs to work 10-15 times in a season for Burnley because, with the greatest respect, anything above the bottom three is satisfactory for them at the moment.
This shouldn't be what we're looking for in a manager, for many reasons: our squad, uneven as it is, still has too much quality to deploy those sort of tactics; we supposedly have the resources to attract good players; and the stated ambition of the board is to play in the Champion's League. And, more than any of that, we as fans should at least be able to look forward to seeing expansive and exciting football rather than the reactive sort of a side that is primarily looking to avoid defeat. We had that for a large portion of Moyes's tenure and I don't think we need to see it again.
I get the appeal of a 'steady the ship' sort of coach but I don't think it's necessary for us, despite the fact we're in the bottom three. Koeman had a good squad at his disposal but couldn't figure out how to make it work. A talented and ambitious coach, even with the absence of a top striker, should be able to get a winning system in place. Dyche just feels like an unambitious compromise - which is exactly what Koeman felt like 16 months ago.
It should also be pointed out that you probably would have said the same to us about Michael Keane in the summer. Since coming in he has looked out of his depth, and frankly looks terrified at the level of expectation and demand at this club.
Burnley fan here, semi in peace.
I’m 38, near 39. Growing up I loved the Hafnia kit you had, I loved Kevin Sheedy, Derek Mountfield and Inchy Heath. I remember Predrag Radosavljevic and Joe Parkinson and Billy Kenny. I’ve always had a soft spot for Everton.
But some of the posts on this thread are delusional, disrespectful and utter tutt to a manager who’s team schooled you on your own pitch and popped 24 passes together before passing it into your net.
Don’t listen to what other managers say about our style. They’re making excuses after we’ve beaten their more expensive styles. Don’t judge Dyche on his shaven head and gravel voice but look at the words he says, what his players say about him.
Dyche is a bloody good manager and what he’s done is a miracle. When we beat you last month Koeman was going on about what we spent, but used your net spend as a comparison against our gross spend, ignoring the near £50 million we took in for Gray and Keane this summer.
Dyche, first and foremostly is a pragmatist. When he took us over he didn’t have a pot to piss in so built a strong defence which got us promoted. We didn’t have a huge budget our first time in the Prem so went with what he knew. We got relegated but came back up as Champions having scored more than anybody in the division. We didn’t steamroller sides playing expansive football but that was because Dyche didn’t want to do major surgery on the team, which proved the right decision after we stayed up last year.
This year we are playing better football. Steven Defour and Jack Cork are working like dogs but have quality on the ball. Some of you will sneer at this because we didn’t pay £45 million for them and Cork is English, but the reality of their performances speak for themselves.
When Dyche has had more resources he has improved the quality of our play. Our defence is incredibly organised and he gets the absolute best out of players, and if he did that with your lot you’d be 10 places higher in the league at least.
He managed Barton better than anybody ever has, plus Steven Defour is a character who was difficult last year but is now playing very well. He absolutely would have the respect of your players.
Talk of Tuchel and Ancelotti is madness. Look at the clubs Ancelotti has managed and then look where you are now ..... and I say that with all due respect. There’s no chance.
And you’d be better going Wagner than Tuchel, who has delusions of grandeur based on not actually that much.
I don’t think Dyche will get your job, and that’s fair enough ..... and obviously great for me as a Burnley fan. But stop this blythe dismissal of his qualities, it’s incredibly ignorant. He’d do a good job for you.
I'm not saying they would, but I honestly think Keane has struggled with the step up to a club with higher expectations. He looks shellshocked at times, and is one who has looked nervy when the crowd has got restless. Pickford has thrived with the added expectation, Keane has wilted. As I said in the original post, I know he's a good player, and I agree that he will improve, but I don't agree that his struggles are solely down to others.So has everyone this season. Keane is a very good player, but our problems are morale and organisation, no centre half would stand out in the same situation
I get what you're saying mate, and to some extent you're right.
I think you're (understandably) taking things to heart though, rather than putting yourself in our place. With all due respect, many Wigan fans came on and told us that Roberto Martinez was the best thing since sliced bread, and that we would just be a stepping stone on his way to the Barcelona job - he was absolutely clueless though. This is someone who had genuinely schooled us on our own patch, handing us our arses with a 3-0 shellacking when we were actually pretty good, rather than a 1-0 win against a side which is basically losing to everyone. You'll forgive us for being wary.
It should also be pointed out that you probably would have said the same to us about Michael Keane in the summer. Since coming in he has looked out of his depth, and frankly looks terrified at the level of expectation and demand at this club. I'm sure he will come good when he gets his head around the step up, but we don't have time to allow a manager to do the same.
I'm not totally against Dyche, but there are reasons for our concerns, and you shouldn't see them as disrespectful.
true working men aren't brexit Ad, only bad little england sell outs, plus think of the players, having to look at dyches hairy shoulders after a game, or listening to sultry tones of the beautiful fonsecaSo basically the working man's choice? Sound. Bin those frappuccino drinking, Ode to Joy loving, continental types then. At least I can pronounce Dyche.
*Waves Union Jack*