Boss on FIFA
Exotic hard to pronounce name
Clips on Youtube
Stats on Wiki
Bellend factor
Judas potential
Price
That's a good formula.
We can use it to ascertain whether certain players would be good signings. Let's try it:
Mark Noble:
Boss on FIFA 5/10
Exotic hard to pronounce name 1/10
Clips on Youtube 3/10
Stats on Wiki 3/10
Bellend factor 1/10 (this value isn't included in the final rating, but rather detracted from the overall rating. The lower the bellend factor, the less points you lose from the score. Suarez would be a 10/10, thus bringing your score right down)
Judas potential 1/10 (same as above)
Price 3/10 (same as above, lower the value the less you lose in the final rating, higher score = less attractive signing)
- FINAL RATING: 7/70
Edison Cavani:
Boss on FIFA 9/10
Exotic hard to pronounce name 7/10
Clips on Youtube 10/10
Stats on Wiki 8/10
Bellend factor 5/10
Judas potential 10/10
Price 10/10
- FINAL RATING: 9/70
THUS WE CAN NOW SEE THAT MARK NOBLE WOULD BE NEARLY AS GOOD A SIGNING AS EDISON CAVANI.
WHERE'S THE MARK NOBLE MONEY BILL?!
