Star Wars - Episode VII

[ijjysmith]

You're in a hostile argument about Star Was, you snatch us up for some plot shortcomings, but you're not expecting some poison pills to be running around the thread, am I right? Ijjy, bubby, I'm your white knight!

*shoots in head after you open a can of Coke.

 

[carlos21]

*shoots in head after you open a can of Coke.

Hiya mate,

 

[Moomin]

I think the best way to look at this film is the first order as the Western world and the resistance as ISIS.

 

[N.S.N.O.]

Funniest moments

Spoiler

When Ren is having another hissy fit, and the 2 stormtroppers who were walking by, just turn around and walk away

Storm tropper casually dropping his gun under Rey's Jedi mind control....

Chewie handing Solo his coat again when they went back outside into the snow...

 

[GlosBlue]

I think the best way to look at this film is the first order as the Western world and the resistance as ISIS.

I thought the First Order were basically space Nazis!

 

[neil999]

I think the best way to look at this film is the first order as the Western world and the resistance as ISIS.

luke is obvs osama bin laden

 

[DanEFC92]

Spoiler

Fair point.....and I suppose they had also established that Rey (although not Jedi trained yet) had learned self defence to protect herself from being robbed, and was a bit of a bad ass.....Still thought it made Ren look a bit weak though but fair enough (personally I don't like seeing the villain look weak....In the original 3, Darth Vader never looked weak till the very end (that's what made him unique, a strong villain that kick ass
Another negative about Ren...his face...keep the mask on lad

Spoiler

Aye, but if he was all powerful there would be even more people moaning about how similar it is to the originals as it's just Darth Vader 2.0.

 

[Prevenger17]

I wonder how they're going to destroy the Deathstar in the next film? On the edge of my seat here.

 

[Donald Twain]

I wonder how they're going to destroy the Deathstar in the next film? On the edge of my seat here.

I hope they blow it up!

 

[Donald Twain]

luke is obvs osama bin laden

**shakes head at simmering racism

 

[Prevenger17]

I hope they blow it up!

But how!? It's so big!! If only there was some sort of weak part that could be exploited somehow...

 

[Donald Twain]

But how!? It's so big!! If only there was some sort of weak part that could be exploited somehow...

If only! I'd be cheering in the aisles !!

 

[neil999]

**shakes head at simmering racism

TRIPE!

 

[neil999]

But how!? It's so big!! If only there was some sort of weak part that could be exploited somehow...

i believe this is a metaphor for the darkside, there is always a weakness..

 

[Donald Twain]

i believe this is a metaphor for the darkside, there is always a weakness..

Cobblers !