Suarez is not racist or a diver - Dalglish LOL

[chrissyjack]

If I could choose anyone mate, it'd have to be Pat Van Hauwe - steaming into a 50-50 with this feller. They'd have took an hour to collect all the Suarez bits up off the floor.

I dont like seeing decent pros getting hurt, but he's not decent - not by a mile - and I'd love to see him carried off. Not nice, but that's just the way it is.

I would love to see that. suarez V Psycho Pat...only ONE winner there

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Beyond belief that with all the evidence against him in slo-mo gifs and everything all over the internet, TAKEN FROM SKY FOOTAGE FFS !! that he isn't being pilloried all over the media. This aint just us lot that are shaking our heads every week he is being criticised by fans of every team but one.

The feigning of injuries, and especially when he clutches his head is as bad as the actual diving itself, but with Kompany he could've snapped his leg then dives and grabs his head, I didn't see it live but i hope it was highlighted.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I hope he gets the plague.

Hate him more than El Hadj Diouf.

I think the plague can be cured by antibiotics, so I'll go for a healthy dose of mumps.

 

[chrissyjack]

I hope he gets toothache

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I hope he gets toothache

That'd teach him, I hope he gets more wisdom teeth.

 

[bluejock]

I hope he gets gay monkey bum aids

Fixed that for you mate

 

[Del]

I hope he stands on a plug

 

[bluejock]

I hope he stands on a landmine

Fixed that too

 

[chrissyjack]

Does he have a cat at home ? What would he do if it rubbed past his leg, like cats do

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I hope he stubs his toe on his overpriced coffee table, then falls over and gets carpetburn.

 

[bluejock]

I hope he gets a trainee waitress at Nandos and is mildly inconvenienced by the experience

 

[chrissyjack]

I hope he gets a trainee waitress at Nandos and is mildly inconvenienced by the experience

He went out with his wife last week. The waiter said " Here you go, sweetheart. A complimentary glass of wine for you, and a sugar lump for your horse "

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

I hope he gets a trainee waitress at Nandos and is mildly inconvenienced by the experience

I hope she gives him hot sauce instead of extra hot so his tastebuds are left wanting.

 

[bluejock]

I hope she gives him hot sauce instead of extra hot so his tastebuds are left wanting.

I hope he asks for cheese on his garlic bread but they bring him regular garlic bread so he sends it back and when it comes back out his chicken is slightly cooler than his garlic bread....

And breathe

 

[chrissyjack]

I've never been to Nando's. Is it a high-class establishment ?