Summer 2018 Transfer Window

[BluePaul86]

So we are signing Andrea Bocelli?

Can't see that myself.

Neither can he

 

[Bob Latchford]

The Turkish ones seem the worst. Like how the ffff would they know anything??

Unless it was a kebab or shaving rumour....
I jest off course.
The Turks are sound in my book, except when it comes to writing lies about transfers

 

[ijjysmith]

A journeyman just what we need.

Fulham signed Seri today and we want his clown.

I’m almost 100% certain you’ve never seen either play.

 

[BlueToff]

A journeyman just what we need.

Fulham signed Seri today and we want his clown.

You've never seen either of them play though have you?

 

[BlueToff]

I’m almost 100% certain you’ve never seen either play.

Ah Ij ffs man

 

[ijjysmith]

Ah Ij ffs man

I mean I’ve heard of Seri. And people seem to rave about him.

But he’s gone to Fulham and nobody else seemed arsed.

As for the Italian. No idea. Was on loan st Genoa last season and that’s all I know.

 

[Thomasc]

A journeyman just what we need.

Fulham signed Seri today and we want his clown.

We signed Klaassen last season for 25m and he was absolutely gash.

Or did you miss that?

Is it all about the size of the fee for you Al?

Are you lacking in inches?

 

[Kinky Koeman]

It`ll be like a handover at Check Point Charlie during the Cold War.

Everton - " We want to see the money before we hand our player over, we haven`t forgotten the Yobo deal ".

Kev / Bolasie remains at the checkpoint, whilst the Turkish club had over the bag that`s supposed to have the money in.

Everton - " You`ve done it again, magic beans don`t count " !!!!!!

Bahahahahahahahahaahah

 

[TippEverton]

Jesus christ lads, some of you moan about absolutely everything.

You moan when we don't sign players.

You moan when we do sign players because they are not high profile enough for you, despite the fact the club have unearthed some gems at cheap prices over the years.

It's like you never, ever learn. Niasse was ridiculed, then was a hero, or was you in a coma during this period?

Ever thought being an Evertonian isn't really bringing you much joy in your life?

It sure as hell hasn't brought much joy in recent years that's for sure.

 

[willjo]

Joyce will confirm the Italian tonight if there is any truth.....

 

[COYBL25]

Unless it was a kebab or shaving rumour....
I jest off course.
The Turks are sound in my book, except when it comes to writing lies about transfers

I think they`re only slightly worse than @TheFinnFan in that aspect tbh

 

[MurrayColm]

Can I just ask ... are we going judge players on price tag or there ability ? From what I’ve read this Italian guy did well ... went to Milan and few injuries kinda stalled his career.Brands obviously sees something in him . I’m going reserve opinion until he wears the blue jersey ( that’s if this story is true ) instead of jumping in and writing players off we may need to just hold the criticism. Can’t see any big money ins this transfer window

 

[COYBL25]

Joyce will confirm the Italian tonight if there is any truth.....

Embargo time

 

[Nymzee]

Bertolacci won't be a target.

 

[Thomasc]

Can I just ask ... are we going judge players on price tag or there ability ? From what I’ve read this Italian guy did well ... went to Milan and few injuries kinda stalled his career.Brands obviously sees something in him . I’m going reserve opinion until he wears the blue jersey ( that’s if this story is true ) instead of jumping in and writing players off we may need to just hold the criticism. Can’t see any big money ins this transfer window

That's far too balanced and sensible an approach for round here my friend.