SpurtingLesbian
Ken Dodd Nagasaki
Apparently there's some bonkers nonsense going on with the club president that sounds prrroper dodgy.
This is from a Spurs fan on Reddit:
"It isn't a "free". The president would be taking him hostage if he left like that. Latest rumours are of a 10m signing fee which would go straight to the president.
There's a reason why even Sevilla, who are known for their transfer dealings pulled out saying it was too difficult"
We just need Duncan to give them a call and explain the situation.
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"Look Mate, if you are looking for ransom I can tell you Everton don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let Konoplyanka go now that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you, but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you and I will chin you."