Summer Transfer Window 2017

[windymiller]

It's an amusing irony that he has replied to the introduction post and two subsequent Weasel Index posts, despite not caring.

Almost as if he is desperate for the attention, the angry man

 

[a bell maul]

Known as the Weasel paradox.

or Schrodinger's weasel

 

[Goat]

It's an amusing irony that he has replied to the introduction post and two subsequent Weasel Index posts, despite not caring.

Almost as if he is desperate for the attention, the angry man

Lots of angry people running all over the place frandel, we should pay them no nevermind.

 

[windymiller]

Lots of angry people running all over the place frandel, we should pay them no nevermind.

And yet, you created an index.

 

[BlueStevie35]

Lots of angry people running all over the place frandel, we should pay them no nevermind.

I commend yours and @orly 's fine work my friend

 

[windymiller]

I commend yours and @orly 's fine work my friend

sycophant
ˈsɪkəfant/
noun

1. a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.
   synonyms: toady, creep,

 

[Goat]

I commend yours and @orly 's fine work my friend

I am a mere guardian of the weasel, Orly Van Frandelbasten is the 1 putting in the legwork, but we only seek to serve you, our people.

 

[BlueStevie35]

sycophant
ˈsɪkəfant/
noun

1. a person who acts obsequiously towards someone important in order to gain advantage.
   synonyms: toady, creep,

Lighten up friend, no need for hostilities

I am a mere guardian of the weasel, Orly Van Frandelbasten is the 1 putting in the legwork, but we only seek to serve you, our people.

He's a good man, a saint if you will

 

[Efcjake]

He's not mobile enough for koeman. I can bet my last dollar on it

Yeah I think that fella was wrong about him suiting us to a T but I still want him. Giroud is class.

 

[Efcjake]

He's not mobile enough for koeman. I can bet my last dollar on it

Yeah I think that fella was wrong about him suiting us to a T but I still want him. Giroud is class.

 

[marsh]

Transfers though yeah

 

[a bell maul]

Okay, here's the figures - based off reported / confirmed fees.

OUTS (since July 1st 2016, not inc. loans)

Stones - £47.5m
Gibson - £2m
Oviedo - £4m

Total: £53.5m (approx)

INS (since July 1st 2016, not inc. loans)

Stek - £850,000
Gueye - £7.1m
Williams - £11m
Bolasie - £25m (some will say £28m)
Calvert-Lewin - £1.5m
Lookman - £10m
Schneiderlin - £24m

Total: £79.5m

So yeh, approx £26m net spend on transfers. I hadn't included Clevs on that though so when he 'officially' goes (July 1st) that net spend will be down to just the £18m (approx).

Got my maths mixed up in the op so I apologise for that. My bad.

I think Barnsley got 20% of the Stomes fee

 

[Goat]

Transfers though yeah

Still none mate.

 

[marsh]

Still none mate.

Soon

 

[Goat]

Soon

Not looking likely.

Maybe next week.