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Summer Transfer Window 2019

Everton's Transfer Window

  • Good

    Votes: 394 49.0%

  • Alright

    Votes: 329 40.9%

  • Poor

    Votes: 81 10.1%
  • Total voters
    804
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efcbluearmy said:
I'm concerned by how gullible some on here are. The amount of clowns I've seen falling for clearly fake accounts with 15 followers is shocking.
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What you mean m8

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toffee66 said:
According to an Everton lad who is an agent at one of the big operators the highest paid player at the club is on £100k base plus clauses and it is not Delph or Gomes or Digne or Richarlison or even Bernard who came on a free...
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mawders said:
It's Sandro
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orly said:
Schneiderlin is our highest paid player
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buskwhi2 said:
Walcott
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royalblue66 said:
Keane
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So basically....

There are several players on over £100k a week and only one of them (Keane) has had more than half a decent season for us. Crikey
 

Bungle said:
OK, had £3 worth of Pic n mix this morning so I'm sugared up to the tits and ready to give you your alternative transfer news before I slip into a diabetic coma.

As per usual, lets start with outgoings and current players;

First off we have Oumar Niasse, he seems to have attracted absolutely no interest at all from rival clubs and in a last ditch attempt to sell him we've got him to dye his hair Zaha orange to fool clubs into bidding £60m. Unfortunately he hasn't got the required length (hair or penis) to pull this off <enter kenneth wilson gif> and it appears he'll be here for the foreseeable future.

Cenk Tosun appears to be another forward attracting no interest and we can't even give him away to tin pot Turkish teams, he too made an attempt to grow his hair but this has proved to be about as successful as his Everton career. He has however been offered a job collecting trolleys at the his local supermarket and at this stage in his career this would seem a good move.

Early last week it was looking like we may be able to shift James McCarthy, unfortunately the sun came out and James didn't fair too well in the heat with his complexion and cleaners at Finch Farm were seen scooping up ashes and a pile of nuts and bolts that were believed to be James on Thursday afternoon as temperatures soared.

Now onto the more exciting news, the incomings;

Wilfired Zaha, or to give him his full name Wilfried Yannick Zaha continues to be linked with a big money move to Everton, reports suggest that a bid has been rejected partly because we tried to include Cenk Tosun in the deal and they were unwilling to accept such an embarrassing hairline. He has also started following another Everton target on Instagram which further fuelled these rumours, however our correspondent @MarcelsGoat confirmed that this was purely accidental and he was searching for @Keen_Moyes as he fancied having another go on David Moyes daughter.

Moise Kean appears to be edging closer to a move to Everton as we appear to be in the final stages of negotiation with Juventus. These negotiations began shortly after Kean's conception but the finer details of the deal meant that it's taken time to conclude. He has recently started following Wilfried Zaha on instagram, only to find out that it was in fact Oumar Niasse.

News of Jean-Philippe Gbamin's imminent arrival have gone quiet after he witnessed first hand his potential new team over the weekend, he commented that he thought Wilfried Zaha was poor up front for us, however he applauded the decision to give a work experience student the chance to fulfil his dream by running out for us but stated that he didn't really think football was for Dominic.

That's pretty much it for this lacklustre effort, the sugar hit has started to die off and I suspect my vital organs soon will as well.
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One humbly thanks for these amazing insights into the world of transfers
 

Zatara said:
sportwitness.co.uk

Everton offer player to club on loan deal, with mandatory redemption clause - Sport Witness

According to a claim in the Turkish media, Everton have offered Henry Onyekuru to Galatasaray, but this time the English side don’t want a dry loan deal. Last season the 22 year old was sent out on loan to the Super Lig side where he impressed for the majority of the campaign, helping them to
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Adios Onyekuru
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Well if the Turks are saying we're going to let him go out on loan and then he stays there for some nominal fee then I guess it really is a sad farewell to our Henry.
 

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