Summer transfer window 2023

[Shibbywiggles]

Hopefully the conversation was
‘Haha you got relegated! How were you worse than our worst team since the 90s? Hilarious. Anyway - we’ll have that Sulemana lad we wanted in winter, I’m sure that like Danjuma he feels a tit for turning us down’
‘Ok yeah, he doesn’t want to be here anymore, can you take Che as well he’s on too much money?’
‘No lads, just the young fast lad. In a bit losers, our people will be in touch’

 

[14_dollars]

Bobble’s mate followed this up with a tweet simply saying “carnage” which he’s now deleted. Something’s afoot it seems..

He’s an attention seeking bellend and deserves a proper kicking.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

We were only mulling over, exploring and considering last I looked, how can we already have arrived at carnage?

 

[WinifredE]

Across how many seasons?

Adams can be an elevated Doucoure in that second striker position - especially with Danjuma, Iwobi, McMessi etc in wide positions. Before Doucs came back in the fold he was absolute dogsh*t for goals and was like the second coming under Dyche. Think if what he can do with an underperforming striker...

 

[coollino]

I like how ITK's have gone from people like IndyKalia and secret 'football agents' to just normal people who crave attention but are somehow happy to show their actual life

 

[Shibbywiggles]

I like how ITK's have gone from people like IndyKalia and secret 'football agents' to just normal people who crave attention but are somehow happy to show their actual life

The only ITKs that are worthy of the title are enigmas who randomly emerge from the shadows with 100% solid news out the blue like tofeenut, the mole and DAVIDMOYES

Heroes one and all

 

[MikeH72]

I like how ITK's have gone from people like IndyKalia and secret 'football agents' to just normal people who crave attention but are somehow happy to show their actual life

I remember when the Watched Toffee hype was just kicking off. Still waiting for him to bust Kenwright.

 

[coollino]

I remember when the Watched Toffee hype was just kicking off. Still waiting for him to bust Kenwright.

Ahaha yesss forgot about him. There was that other guy too FourFourTwo or something? Who ended up selling his account for betting tips. He was an Everton fan I think

 

[Jamo Martinez]

We were only mulling over, exploring and considering last I looked, how can we already have arrived at carnage?

Yeah, you'd think we'd have only reached 'weighing up' by this stage.

 

[Deleted member 43796]

Ahaha yesss forgot about him. There was that other guy too FourFourTwo or something? Who ended up selling his account for betting tips. He was an Everton fan I think

Fourth Official, halcyon twitter days - back when Merro was tipping Ryan Ledson to be future England captain

 

[stretford blue]

If there isn't a deal for gnonto then makes sense to try for Sulemana

 

[Timhowardsswearbox]

He's an absolute melt who I don't think has ever got anything right in his little virgin life.

Bit harsh on Tony’s Carp

 

[BlueStevie35]

Wouldn’t that also apply to Dyche getting the best out of Maupay then? You can’t polish a turd.
As for him being better at international level, he has 5 goals.
On your point about him playing with better players here, well Southampton had a better attack than us and scored more goals.

People will dress it up but he’s crap let’s be honest.

Not even Pep or Shipman could turn that turd into prime rib let’s be honest. Adams at least fits how Dyche wants to play not that I think it’s a goer anyway, think his names been thrown in as a sweetener

I just wouldn’t write him completely off until, hypothetically, he’s wearing the shirt

 

[coollino]

Fourth Official, halcyon twitter days - back when Merro was tipping Ryan Ledson to be future England captain

That's it!

I was thinking about FourFourTom as well, who was just a loser. He pretended to date a model and then people found out he was running the account of the model/his pretend girlfriend

 

[DrEFC]

He is very, very bad

Still an upgrade on Maupay