Mrtallywacker
GOT spiritual advisor
Keep plugging away my son, you'll soon get to number three.
God bless.
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Summer transfer window 2023
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God bless.
He certainly does, but he could probably also do with a big hug.
Remember statements like that, put out in the public, are probably our best chance of the club taking any note of what is right in front of them.
Mosh, Bill, they don't give a crap about the views of people like me or you.
But the more the spotlight shines on them from the business/media world, than they will be sweating there underpants...
( Also Dyche will use those kind of statements to rally 'Dads Army' !!
Except the most important one there
The club are thinking “we’ve survived 2 years spending no money and it’s worked so why change now”.
They know the fans will turn on the poor sap in the dugout before they apply any actual pressure on the board.
Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
Fixed
I see that Chairman Bill's normal Jedi Mind Trick re the transfer window is working as well as ever.
1) Go for targets that are out of our reach that the fans really want , be rejected , and then say that at least we tried.
2) As fan disappointment mounts , manage expectation levels , gradually , so that we expect much lower quality potential incomings.
3) As the window draws to a close , attempt to panic buy any old scruffs that are left on the market , as fans become increasingly desperate that , yet again , we have nobody to play up front , other than perma crocked DCL.
4) Fail to buy even any of the scruffs mentioned at 3) , as time has yet again run out on us despite working "tirelessly" on a number of targets (despite us all knowing that uniquely , we can never work on more than one at once).
5) Despite working tirelessly as at 4) , still manage to find time mysteriously to sell anyone remotely sellable , and then have no time to replace them e.g. Arteta , Gordon et al.
6) Promise fans that the unavoidable sale highlighted at 5) would leave extra funds to spend in the next transfer window , before said funds mysteriously evaporate into thin air.
7) Prepare to deal with fan discontent about said funds disappearing ,and the inevitable questions about "where's the Onana / Pickford money , Bill".
Rinse and repeat ad nauseum Bill. You are a true master !.
1) Go for targets that are out of our reach that the fans really want , be rejected , and then say that at least we tried.
2) As fan disappointment mounts , manage expectation levels , gradually , so that we expect much lower quality potential incomings.
3) As the window draws to a close , attempt to panic buy any old scruffs that are left on the market , as fans become increasingly desperate that , yet again , we have nobody to play up front , other than perma crocked DCL.
4) Fail to buy even any of the scruffs mentioned at 3) , as time has yet again run out on us despite working "tirelessly" on a number of targets (despite us all knowing that uniquely , we can never work on more than one at once).
5) Despite working tirelessly as at 4) , still manage to find time mysteriously to sell anyone remotely sellable , and then have no time to replace them e.g. Arteta , Gordon et al.
6) Promise fans that the unavoidable sale highlighted at 5) would leave extra funds to spend in the next transfer window , before said funds mysteriously evaporate into thin air.
7) Prepare to deal with fan discontent about said funds disappearing ,and the inevitable questions about "where's the Onana / Pickford money , Bill".
Rinse and repeat ad nauseum Bill. You are a true master !.
Did you also hear redknapp talking about Richie saying its time for him to step up and be counted no that he has moved to a big club
What a melt
Baines' left foot
Player Valuation: £90m
Yeah but can he do unbelievable tekkers?
Be shocked if they did that only way i could see was onana going other way
I don’t think they will let him out on loan unless they get a midfielder in & they prefer a £40mil sale for ffp reasons! Personally think he have better clubs & doubt he would give us a second look
Vintage
Player Valuation: £70m
He wouldn't improve the midfield as a starter maybe squad going ya
Rooney_Tunes
Player Valuation: £50m
Heard that too; was very critical of the United Board too, saying they have told 10Hags that he needs to sell in order to buy.
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