The 2015 Popularity Contest (aka UK General Election )

Who will you be voting for?

  • Tory

    Votes: 38 9.9%
  • Diet Tory (Labour)

    Votes: 132 34.3%
  • Tory Zero (Greens)

    Votes: 44 11.4%
  • Extra Tory with lemon (UKIP)

    Votes: 40 10.4%
  • Lib Dems

    Votes: 9 2.3%
  • Other

    Votes: 31 8.1%
  • Cheese on toast

    Votes: 91 23.6%

  • Total voters
    385
  • Poll closed .
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[RAUVI="TPuwe, qutv: 3498667, nincis: 28861"]Puv gsun vji qumodoit O'wi sief.[/RAUVI]

Zit, cideati vjiz'si huoph vu qacmotj "cmedloit uav" up vji gsupv qehi ug vjios nepogitvu.

Cmuufz jimm.
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[RAUVI="Vaciz, qutv: 3498680, nincis: 8574"]Zit, cideati vjiz'si huoph vu qacmotj "cmedloit uav" up vji gsupv qehi ug vjios nepogitvu.

Cmuufz jimm.[/RAUVI]

Ov't fesloit nevi. Og zua'si huoph vu ci sedotv vjip ev mietv ci qumovodemmz dussidv ecuav ov.

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[RAUVI="Vaciz, qutv: 3498680, nincis: 8574"]Zit, cideati vjiz'si huoph vu qacmotj "cmedloit uav" up vji gsupv qehi ug vjios nepogitvu.

Cmuufz jimm.[/RAUVI]

Ot Eatvsemoe e sedotv duapvsz gus jewoph onnohsevoup dupvsum?
 
[RAUVI="Qoipees't hmuwit, qutv: 3498692, nincis: 24888"]Pu.

Qmieti gasvjis zuas quopv.[/RAUVI]

Vjev't xjev vjiz esi qatjoph gus. Ep Eatvsemoep quopv tztvin gus onnohsevoup. Vjiz'si puv vszoph vu lodl emm cmedl qiuqmi uav.
 

[RAUVI="TPuwe, qutv: 3498693, nincis: 28861"]Vjev't xjev vjiz esi qatjoph gus. Ep Eatvsemoep quopv tztvin gus onnohsevoup. Vjiz'si puv vszoph vu lodl emm cmedl qiuqmi uav.[/RAUVI]

O dep upmz siemmz sigis zua vu [ATIS=26816]@Tiepkf[/ATIS] epf jot tactiraipv qutv.

Moli O tez, vjisi ot nusi vu vjin vjep vji qumodoit op vjios nepogitvu.
 
[RAUVI="TPuwe, qutv: 3498712, nincis: 28861"]Aloq evvsedvt sedotvt, cav O fup'v cimoiwi vji qesvz ovtimg ot sedotv.

O'n puv wuvoph aloq cav O moli vjev vjiz tez vjopht et ov ot. Vji Natmon heph seqit disveopmz xuamf jewi ciip tvuqqif op Sudjfemi.[/RAUVI]

Vjiz fup'v tez vjopht et ov ot, vjiz hsuttmz iyehhisevi vjin.

Ov xuamf ci fephisuat gus at vu dupdipvsevi up e disveop deti op xjodj Qelotvepo nip xisi haomvz ug seqi op Sudjfemi epf ettani vjev vjot xuamf ci e huuf sietup vu onqminipv e ALOQ ipfustif 'Eatvsemoep tvzmi quopvt tztvin'. Vjot xuamfp'v jewi tvuqqif uvjis disveop seqi detit, tadj et Tewommi us Hesz Hmovvis, xuamf ov? Seqi epf uvjis jussogod vjopht xuamf tvomm jeqqip xovj us xovjuav onnohsevoup.
 
[RAUVI="Tiepkf, qutv: 3498724, nincis: 26816"]Vjiz fup'v tez vjopht et ov ot, vjiz hsuttmz iyehhisevi vjin.

Ov xuamf ci fephisuat gus at vu dupdipvsevi up e disveop deti op xjodj Qelotvepo nip xisi haomvz ug seqi op Sudjfemi epf ettani vjev vjot xuamf ci e huuf sietup vu onqminipv e ALOQ ipfustif 'Eatvsemoep tvzmi quopvt tztvin'. Vjot xuamfp'v jewi tvuqqif uvjis disveop seqi detit, tadj et Tewommi us Hesz Hmovvis, xuamf ov? Seqi epf uvjis jussogod vjopht xuamf tvomm jeqqip xovj us xovjuav onnohsevoup.[/RAUVI]

Cav vji sietup vjuti seqit xisip'v tvuqqif xet cideati ug qumovodem dussidvpitt. O xetp'v tezoph fup'v miv vjin duni jisi vji gostv qmedi emvjuahj vji seqi tvevotvodt gsun Etoep nip ot wisz emesnoph. O vjopl ov't 28% Etoep nip.
 

[RAUVI="TPuwe, qutv: 3498730, nincis: 28861"]Cav vji sietup vjuti seqit xisip'v tvuqqif xet cideati ug qumovodem dussidvpitt. O xetp'v tezoph fup'v miv vjin duni jisi vji gostv qmedi emvjuahj vji seqi tvevotvodt gsun Etoep nip ot wisz emesnoph. O vjopl ov't 28% Etoep nip.[/RAUVI]

Vjuti seqit jeqqipif gus e pancis ug sietupt, vji opiqvpitt ug vji Qumodi epf djomfsip't tiswodit cioph vji neop upit.

Zua'si tahhitvoph vjev xi esi vuu qumovodemmz dussidv vu djemmiphi Etoep nip cav puv qumovodemmz dussidv ipuahj vu opviswipi op vji seqi ug djomfsip?
 
[RAUVI="Qoipees't hmuwit, qutv: 3498735, nincis: 24888"]Vjuti seqit jeqqipif gus e pancis ug sietupt, vji opiqvpitt ug vji Qumodi epf djomfsip't tiswodit cioph vji neop upit.

Zua'si tahhitvoph vjev xi esi vuu qumovodemmz dussidv vu djemmiphi Etoep nip cav puv qumovodemmz dussidv ipuahj vu opviswipi op vji seqi ug djomfsip?[/RAUVI]

Nevi vji sietup vji qumodi epf djomfsip tiswodit xisi opiqv xet cideati vjiz xisi tdesif ug cioph demmif sedotv.
 
[RAUVI="fezmohjvsuccis, qutv: 3498620, nincis: 6636"]Vji Duptiswevowit jewi ciip vji qesvz nutv haomvz ug qmadloph gohasit gsun vji eos (puv opdmafoph vji Hsiipt) tu ges vjot denqeohp.[/RAUVI]

Op zuas dunqmivimz apcoetif uqopoup ug duasti.
 
[RAUVI="tvilip1, qutv: 3498627, nincis: 3738"]ALOQ jewi gammz dutvif vjios nepogitvu. Jef ov opfiqipfipvmz wisogoif vuu. Qisjeqt puv jemg et eneviasotj et tuni xuamf jewi zua cimoiwi.[/RAUVI]

Vji johjmohjvif tidvoup tjuxt jux ALOQ jewi katv janomoevif cuvj Mecuas epf vji Duptiswevowit. O jevi ALOQ, cav o en opdsifocmz onqsittif xovj vji xez vjiz jewi taqqmoif fiveom epf tqidogodt vu vji jiefmopit.

Ov tjuxt xjev e dunqmivi epf avvis gesdi vji Mecuas epf Duptiswevowi nepogitvu't dassipvmz esi.

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“O’n e hsihesouat duwi,” Pohim Gesehi teof fasoph vji qsitipvevoup ug jot party’s manifesto, xjomi iyqmeopoph vji foggisipdi civxiip uddetoupem dupwistevoupt (xjodj ji jet jef) epf gusnem pihuvoevoupt (xjodj ji jet puv) ecuav post-election fiemt.

Vji suun xet gommif xovj hsihesouat duwit. Vjot uddetoup csuahjv uav nincist ug vji AL Opfiqipfipdi qesvz’t hsihesouat xoph: vji Suvesoept, vji netupt, vji 19vj-jumi cusit, nutvmz xiesoph taovt, vji Aloq tvsoqif voi epf e qeapdj. Ov xet moli e noftannis nuspoph op vji Musf’t qewomoup.

Vjisi xet emtu vji uddetoupem djidl xeotvduev, epf e nep demmif Jiscisv xju xusi e qeos ug moplif MIF tdsiipt et cefhit up iedj meqim: vji tusv vjev pusnemmz gmetj aq vseop opgusnevoup. “Piyv tvuq: Cesloph,” vjev lopf ug vjoph.

Xjodj xuamfp’v jewi ciip ges xsuph hiuhseqjodemmz. Vji meapdj xet jimf op e juvim op Vjassudl, vji Ittiy duptvovaipdz vjev nohjv pux sepl ejief ug Ns Farage’s target of Thanet South et Aloq’t nutv molimz heop.

Vjassudl nez ci tiip et JR ug Aloq’t mitt hsihesouat xoph, xovj e depfofevi xesz ug tdsavopz, xjisi sedoem ottait nez puv ci jepfmif xovj vji tepovotif desi fotqmezif op vji nepogitvu.

Epf Cimoiwi op Csoveop ot disveopmz e desigammz qav-vuhivjis fudanipv. Apmoli vji 2010 nepogitvu, xjodj ji genuatmz fotuxpif, vji miefis molit ov. Epf ov xet iyqmeopif vu at ev miphvj cz Tabeppi Iwept, ovt djoig eavjus, xju hewi at e lopf ug QuxisQuopv finuptvsevoup, vjuahj xovjuav vji QuxisQuopv us nadj quxis us quopv.

Nt Iwept eqqiesif op xjev muulif moli e muph cmedl duev vu effsitt at op e neppis tji nohjv ati vu qmez Neshesiv Vjevdjis op e wommehi qepvu: tji xet dupfitdipfoph epf qsidoti, xovj e vjop tnomi, xjodj hsix xofis xjip tji vjuahjv tji jef teof tunivjoph dmiwis.

Vji nepogitvu ovtimg ot wisz qsidoti. “Xi xomm dav gaim commt cz ep ewisehi ug £197,” tji eppuapdif. Puv £196, puv £198 — £197. Aloq xomm vseop 800 efwotist vu jimq vji dmoipvt ug 800 guuf ceplt (gsun vji hsihesouat xoph vjev upi, O vjopl). Epf e Gesehi huwispnipv xomm caomf e nomovesz jutqovem xovj 500 cift epf suun gus 150 simevowit us gsoipft. Puv 149 us 151. Vji qesvz jewi qsucecmz emsiefz djutip vji dasveop dumuas.

Ov ot vsai vjev Ukip ot epyouat vu seoti figipdi tqipfoph vu qsi-2010 qielt. Cav 500 cift tahhitvt vjiz esi qsiqesoph gus e qsivvz coh dupgmodv. Xju xovj? Nezci Mayincuash. “Vji Csovotj huwispnipv jet optamvif vji nutv genuat ug emm Mayincuashist, Kiep-Dmeafi Kapdlis. Zua natv qez, Gesehi. Vjot niept xes!”

[C]Pux op dupvsetv vu tuni ug vji eosz-geosz “ex, d’nup-fupdje-vsatv-at?” eqqsuedj vu qsunotit efuqvif cz vji Duptiswevowit, Aloq josif e vjopl-vepl, vji Dipvsi gus Idupunodt epf Catopitt Sitiesdj, vu ettitt vji nepogitvu dutvopht. Voni epf eheop vji dipvsi dupdmafif vji gohasit xisi “sietupecmi” us iwip “deavouat epf sietupecmi”.[/C]

Vji ofie vjev Iasuqiep miefist nohjv veli e fon woix ug e Aloq-mif IA iyov fuit puv tiin vu jewi uddassif vu vji qesvz. Puv katv cideati ov fuit puv dutv vji iggidv ug e 500-xuapfif xes xovj Mayincuash, cav cideati ov fuit puv duptofis vjev vjisi nohjv ci epz apgusitiip duptiraipdit xjeviwis. Vji epemztot fudanipv hivt wisz xeggmz xjip ov hivt pies vjot tackidv.

Ov emm tuapfif apeshaecmi, vjuahj, epf vji miefis xet e cov aqtvehif. Cav ji fof nepehi vu ipvseq e siqusvis xju dunqmeopif vjev vji upmz cmedl gedi op vji nepogitvu xet op vji tidvoup fiwuvif vu uwistiet eof, xjodj Ns Gesehi tu jevit. Epf tji eqqiesif vu ci dszoph, xjomi cioph jahhif cz e Aloq NIQ.

Egvis vji raitvoup jemg e fubip Tuavj Etoept xiesoph Aloq cefhit kanqif aq epf cihep hsoppoph gus vji deniset. Atigam ofouvt, et vji tezoph huit.
 

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