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The drunk thread

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Well. I dunno wtf happened last night. I lost my key so I had to wake the rents up at half 4. Was chucking my guts up in the bathroom, fell asleep fully clothed and found a text on my phone off some spanish/chilean whatever bird who I thanked for 'being beautiful' and wished her a good night. Now my head hurts and I do not want to go work later ffs
 
Makes me sad reading you guys drunk tales, i can't drink for medical reasons anymore so i usually just get stoned instead which is still pretty good (and explains some of my more out there posts)
 

I wont go into too much detail.....took a chick im seeing and her sister to bangkok (dont ask).....

day 1 ive gone off my tits and yelled at her.....she stayed in her sisters room,

Day 2 ive got back to the hotel after deciding to pull an all nighter on the lash.....back in room 8:30am....8:35am she comes in and removes her suitcase to her sisters room.

Day 3+Day4 I'm asking for forgiveness and off the drinks....

Day 5 I end up in a bar with a hooker on the arm and watching 6 naked chicks soap each other up.

I then get some text off the girl i was with saying all is fine and come back to the hotel -- I've replied that Im with 7 girls in a bar and why should i come back???

Take 3 from a different bar to my hotel room.....look at the time mid session, its 630am....

8am The creatures have gone and the girl is calling me.....

10am I checkout....the girl+sister have already gone to the airport....

Next 2 days im sending stupid sms asking for forgiveness.....

Today is day 3 and ive not sent anything.....


Why cant she forgive me so i stop drinking.....doesnt she realise she is the cause of the problem....lol
 
I wont go into too much detail.....took a chick im seeing and her sister to bangkok (dont ask).....

day 1 ive gone off my tits and yelled at her.....she stayed in her sisters room,

Day 2 ive got back to the hotel after deciding to pull an all nighter on the lash.....back in room 8:30am....8:35am she comes in and removes her suitcase to her sisters room.

Day 3+Day4 I'm asking for forgiveness and off the drinks....

Day 5 I end up in a bar with a hooker on the arm and watching 6 naked chicks soap each other up.

I then get some text off the girl i was with saying all is fine and come back to the hotel -- I've replied that Im with 7 girls in a bar and why should i come back???

Take 3 from a different bar to my hotel room.....look at the time mid session, its 630am....

8am The creatures have gone and the girl is calling me.....

10am I checkout....the girl+sister have already gone to the airport....

Next 2 days im sending stupid sms asking for forgiveness.....

Today is day 3 and ive not sent anything.....


Why cant she forgive me so i stop drinking.....doesnt she realise she is the cause of the problem....lol


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I wont go into too much detail.....took a chick im seeing and her sister to bangkok (dont ask).....

day 1 ive gone off my tits and yelled at her.....she stayed in her sisters room,

Day 2 ive got back to the hotel after deciding to pull an all nighter on the lash.....back in room 8:30am....8:35am she comes in and removes her suitcase to her sisters room.

Day 3+Day4 I'm asking for forgiveness and off the drinks....

Day 5 I end up in a bar with a hooker on the arm and watching 6 naked chicks soap each other up.

I then get some text off the girl i was with saying all is fine and come back to the hotel -- I've replied that Im with 7 girls in a bar and why should i come back???

Take 3 from a different bar to my hotel room.....look at the time mid session, its 630am....

8am The creatures have gone and the girl is calling me.....

10am I checkout....the girl+sister have already gone to the airport....

Next 2 days im sending stupid sms asking for forgiveness.....

Today is day 3 and ive not sent anything.....


Why cant she forgive me so i stop drinking.....doesnt she realise she is the cause of the problem....lol
You slept with 3 ladyboys. It's fine, we all make mistakes.
 

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