The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[ronson333]

Honda was never going to come here anyway, not a chance we were ever in for him.

True, Honda will only sign for a big club!

 

[Steve Wigan]

just made me think about carroll being on 100k a week at west ham and thats just with porno funds (though i spose i shouldnt underestimate that!)

I met Sullivan and Gold in the 1980s...and they were seriously rich then.You're right not to under estimate the amount of money washing around in the porn industry.

 

[arminisgod]

Should break the bank for Honda,

Honda grew up an Ac Milan fan. He even has an AC Milan tatoo.

It was never gonna happen

 

[ijjysmith]

Should break the bank for Honda,

The problem is mate, the bank is already broken.

 

[Moomin]

Should break the bank for Honda,

More like rob the bank for us.

 

[ijjysmith]

This bit made me laugh:

But Deulofeu, currently on international duty at the Under-20s World Cup, is also an admirer of Everton's Spanish boss Roberto Martinez and sees the Toffees as a club where he can get significant playing time.

He's not though is he?

 

[Phenom]

This bit made me laugh:



He's not though is he?

I think he wants to get 'soak' with Roberto.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

This bit made me laugh:



He's not though is he?

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Spanish under-21 international Somethingorother Deulofeu, known to be a keen fan of Toffees' chief Roberto Martinez, is rumoured to be closing in on a move to play under his fellow Spaniard.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

I think he wants to get 'soak' with Roberto.

pmsl.

Took me a while to remember where that came from. Laughing here, rep.

 

[BlueLlama]

I met Sullivan and Gold in the 1980s...and they were seriously rich then.You're right not to under estimate the amount of money washing around in the porn industry.

Are you in the porn industry mate?

 

[Moomin]

Are you in the porn industry mate?

He was a fluffer.

 

[BlueLlama]

He was a fluffer.

Ha ha, a dirty job but someone's got to do it.

 

[efc1111]

When was the last time we sold a good part of our team after one season with us. Answers on a postcard.

Pretty sure the only reason we'd sell him would be if he was agitating for a move himself, which would seem unlikely after just one season and with a new manager to impress.

 

[efc1111]

Going to be a very long summer.

It sure is. There's almost two months left until the end of the transfer window

 

[Steve Wigan]

Are you in the porn industry mate?

No...never was! I worked freelance for a publisher/distributor who handled some of there 'soft' stuff ,amongst other items from various sources(paperbacks, Mad magazine etc)( into wholesalers ,motorway services, etc) and was at a meeting. Very sharp guys, but friendly and enthusiastic.