The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[Moomin]

I always wore cycling shorts to stuff a parsnip down. Would have slippe dout of traditional togger shorts so could go either way this one.

Look at the inside of his left thigh, its not is it??

 

[Goat]

Look at the inside of his left thigh, its not is it??

I think it is you know.

 

[Librarian]

Get French Football ‏@GFN_France 7m
CONFIRMED: Everton are in negotiations about a fee with Le Mans over Mory Kone. Nothing agreed so far as #EFC don't want to commit yet

 

[TheFinnFan]

Look at the inside of his left thigh, its not is it??

hide yer womenz lads

 

[royalblue66]

After the Distan shouts thread, I was drawn to the mid section of this Kone lad. Looking at his left thigh you can see he is wearing cycling shorts. This is obviously due to stop his monster cock flopping about in the traditional togger shorts.

don't think they make bike clips for shorts do they ? Pity that, could have been the answer

 

[Moomin]

I think it is you know.

The Milk man has an apprentice in this lad.

Sign him up.

 

[bluemangroup]

The Milk man has an apprentice in this lad.

Sign him up.

Would it not leave us with too many swinging dicks in the dressing room?

 

[Goat]

He certainly looks like a gifted young man.

 

[Librarian]

The Milk man has an apprentice in this lad.

Sign him up.

Another womb buster doing the rounds...dairy me

 

[royalblue66]

He certainly looks like a gifted young man.

I can see the female percentage at the match increasing.

 

[Moomin]

 

[Bluenose1995]

Problem for me is RM seems to be going for quantity over quality whereas we have thrived imo in using our limited resources on one or two good 1st team signings if we don't bring in a top class signing ill be worried

Spurs: paulinho/chadli
Swansea: bony
Liverpool: mignolet
Sunderland: Italian fella
Arsenal: suarez/higuain whoever it will be

 

[Deco]

Hello from sunny Kavos lads, what's the movement on the transfer front?

 

[Dutch Toffee]

I hate being an Evertonian during transfer windows. Always seems we're getting screwed over by every other club in world football. Chadli to Spurs for €7m, FFS!!!

 

[orchard]

Hello from sunny Kavos lads, what's the movement on the transfer front?

Nowt mate, except we may be interested in a young CD for the future, currently playing in France, who he's represented at various levels.