The summer 2013 Everton transfer rumourZ thread

[Goat]

Last Season if he wasnt offside, falling over, he was moaning like a cnut, I would have liked him to stay, in the small hope that Jela 12 came back, but im pretty sure that fellas gone forever.

 

[ijjysmith]

The quotes from the Hamburg chap saying they would look at the possibility of a loan or payment through installments if they cant ship out a couple of players aren't too encouraging.

Sounds like something we'd come out with when trying to sign someone, poor Hamburg, must be as broke as us.

Do they still have Van Der Vaart? I'd do a swap.

 

[Eggs]

The quotes from the Hamburg chap saying they would look at the possibility of a loan or payment through installments if they cant ship out a couple of players aren't too encouraging.

Sounds like something we'd come out with when trying to sign someone, poor Hamburg, must be as broke as us.

...Kaiser Bill must be their Chairman.

 

[Big Fat Sam]

Do they still have Van Der Vaart? I'd do a swap.

Rafael van der Vaart doesn't even know who Everton are mate.

Chances are he'd scoff at the prospect of signing for us.

 

[Goat]

Do they still have Van Der Vaart? I'd do a swap.

Yes and no.

Hes 30 now and there was something about him when at Spurs, he seemed to just stop caring 1 point.

 

[ijjysmith]

Rafael van der Vaart doesn't even know who Everton are mate.

Chances are he'd scoff at the prospect of signing for us.

I'm at the airport. I'll nip over and tell him who we are.

Michael Mancienne plays for Hamburg.

*shivers.

 

[ijjysmith]

Yes and no.

Hes 30 now and there was something about him when at Spurs, he seemed to just stop caring 1 point.

I was only teasing mate.

 

[davek]

The quotes from the Hamburg chap saying they would look at the possibility of a loan or payment through installments if they cant ship out a couple of players aren't too encouraging.

Sounds like something we'd come out with when trying to sign someone, poor Hamburg, must be as broke as us.

Playing Herr Kenwright at his own game there..."you dont need £5M to buy a £5M player".

 

[Goat]

I was only teasing mate.

I know, but this is the Everton forum, I dont mess about in here lad.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

I laughed at both of these out loud at an airport and now people are looking at me.


JELAVIC IS NOT A VERY GOOD STRIKER AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME

Going on your hols Ijjy?

And you didn't invite me?

For shame

Have a good flight anyway

Back to topic, Jordan Rhodes could potentially be a good replacement for Jelavic. Might be out of our price range though

 

[Goat]

Jordan Rhodes?

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

What, pray tell, is wrong with Jordan Rhodes?

Don't worry, he's not related to Dusty Rhodes, if that's what's bothering you

 

[Goat]

Hes Scottish, kinda.

 

[chicoazul]

 

[blueblue]

The stories about Hamburg and Jelavic started last evening from what seemed a credible source.
If Everton really wanted to keep the player I think that there would have been a statement to that effect by now,after all it wasn't just a random,lazy story by some journalist trying to fill a page.

There is very little talk about the role Anichebe will play,but I think in the past RM tried to sign Anichebe and may see potential in him.
It may be as well that Mirallas may play a more central role off either Kone or Anichebe leaving the wings to Delafou and Pienaar or Moses ?