Transfer Rumour Theo Walcott

[Jack29]

If the most goals he scored in the league was 6 years ago and he only scored 14 how on Earth is he going to bang 20 in?!

So that season he was scoring at a rate of 1 in every 2.28 games over a course of 32 games.

So if he played in the same vain of form for us over 38 games he would score 16.7 goals.

Considering he was largely a winger at Arsenal and we are yet to know where he’s going to play for us I don’t think you can categorically rule it out as impossible.

It’s like you’re writing the lad off before he’s here because you don’t like the idea of him being here?

 

[USABlue]

This is key to my whole debate about signing him! I’m not over the moon or unhappy just very sceptical about his impact playing in this team under this manager

Sadly could say that about most attacking players and us right now!

 

[Lord Buckethead]

Caaaam on Feo blud fam, geez'yer Monica blud, you get me fam? Human

 

[banno]

Tosun had 20 good minutes, Walcott is yet to be proven. Allow me to comment on the current situation, and not on the triump's of tomorrow. Since im no expert on the future

Both have played CL footy and both have scored a good few in CL footy and Internationals so to go for them and get them is at least better than waiting for DCL to come good, Naisse to improve and Lookman to show more consistency isn't it.

 

[efcjames]

What will be an acceptable start for Theo for the remainder of the season?
4/5 goals
3/4 assists??
Stay injury free

63 goals

 

[RichardP]

I would settle for an ooh and and aah of anticipation from the crowd whenever he gets the ball and moves forward with it tbh.

Realistically, goals scored plus assists to the end of the season needs to be into double figures.

 

[JLW]

63 goals

Let’s hope he reaches that in his Everton career

 

[COYBL25]

Caaaam on Feo blud fam, geez'yer Monica blud, you get me fam? Human

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[mkrudden]

Have massively come round to the idea largely based on now knowing his scoring rate.
Would still prefer Deulofeu back. I miss him so bad.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Walcott, don't you know that it's insane?
Don't you want to get out of London, out of Arsenal tonight?
Walcott, Mersey...side is that way
Don't you know that your life could be shut...
shut of Arsene Wenger tonight?

Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
Don't you want to get out of Arsenal, out of that place tonight?
Walcott, Emirates is a sh1t show,
Highbury is a ghetto, get away from there tonight

Mosh's claw is sharp as knives
Big Sam feasts on gravy pies
The Holy Royal Blue Empire roots for you
.
Walcott, all the way up to Walton,
All the way up to Goodison, up to Goodison Park
Walcott, fck the women from Kirkdale
Finger the birds out in Belle Vale
Heed my words and take flight
Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
Don't you want to get out of Arsenal, out of the gooners tonight?
Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
That you've gotten out of your brain,
and joined Sams sloggers tonight!

Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
That you've gone and misplaced your brain,
and joined Everton tonight!!

Walcott, don't you know that you're insane?
That you've gone and misplaced your brain,
and joined Everton tonight!!!



Just get it announced ffs

 

[The Penalty Box Dancer]

Is Walcott just coming here to resurrect his England chances?

 

[efcjames]

Let’s hope he reaches that in his Everton career

Or that any of our players do

 

[Midnitemike]

i would like to see two up front

this modern day football approach of playing 1 striker is a bunch of baloney

Leicester won the league with 442

Lol at us playing 4-4-2, we'll be playing Sam's trusted 8-1-1 tactic. 8 behind the ball, hoof it to cenk to flick it on to Walcott to score. Actually sounds quite good writing that as we might actually get a shot on target. Sad what it's become.

 

[larrygobfiend]

Bugger resale value. I like football not accounts.

Sound, just so long as it's all sustainable. We seem to be spaffing a lot money at the moment and there's a new stadium to consider. I've just got a bad feeling the wheels will come off.

 

[Brisan123]

The same Usain Bolt who retired because his body was failing because of his age?

The same usain bolt that wants to play for United
I’d say the “vitamins “ he took were taking their toll