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“I think you do not have a better English player'.
English players indisputably better than him at Everton:
Ross Barkley
John Stones
Phil Jagielka
Gareth Barry
Leighton Baines
Aaron Lennon (thanks @oldblue for the prompt)
English players probably better than him at Everton:
Leon Osman
Brendan Galloway
English players as good as him at Everton:
Tony Hibbert
Tyias Browning
It's so obvious that even @oldblue could see it
Priceless and no better English player after 30 mins against Newcastle and probably a little bit longer vs Stoke.
Now, the actual best English player at Everton scored a cracking goal and worked hard all match vs City in the away leg. The faux 'better English player' went utterly missing, gave away free kicks in dangerous areas and took a stupid booking for a foul that screamed 'yep, not good enough'.
Here's the Orly prediction in full (usually right).
- will play well vs West Brom, and the Cleverley Creamers (previously the Osman Ovationers but, well....) will go into overdrive.
- will go utterly missing vs Liverpool and he'll have been injured / used out of position / been the victim of bad refereeing decisions / put off by Pete Price's lizard men in the crowd
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