God damn it.
Some of you badly need sorting out. Ignoring the incessant toddler behaviour in here just for a second, the horrible attempts at humour in this thread have given me a headache.
Just saying the word Stoke isn't funny. Saying it every post for 20 pages is even less funny. If you want to chat dribble, at least give me a laugh from it because at the moment I'm forced to look at some of you like the new kid at school who is desperately quoting Simpsons lines in the hope that somebody will laugh so he can stave off suicidal thoughts for 15 minutes.
And Jonny Evans is a perfectly fine signing. It will be for less than 8 million pounds. He will also sign a playmaker. It will be okay, and even if it's not, there's sod all you can do about it other than keep crying into your corn flakes, which hasn't worked so far.