Transfer Window Thread

[Goat]

Sadly looks that way. Seems a nice guy off the pitch, you can see players like Rom are keen to help him get a goal but even when he scores it is ruled offside the poor sod.

Poor sod is getting paid millions to play number 9 for Everton, I would do it for free and probably still score more.

 

[blulouie]

Poor sod is getting paid millions to play number 9 for Everton, I would do it for free and probably still score more.

Can ya kick thru a zimmer ?

 

[Matty_j1878]

Poor sod is getting paid millions to play number 9 for Everton, I would do it for free and probably still score more.

Don't think you can get an Everton top in BFB size mate

 

[Goat]

Don't think you can get an Everton top in BFB size mate

I would play skins lad.

 

[Jxg]

When did this become the Jela-Anichebe-Kone debate thread?

They're all gash, with Kone being by far the gashiest and we need to get rid of him.

Fin.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Poor sod is getting paid millions to play number 9 for Everton, I would do it for free and probably still score more.

You would volunteer to wear those ghastly shorts out in public?

 

[Goat]

You would volunteer to wear those ghastly shorts out in public?

There are no lengths I wouldnt go to for just 1 game as Evertons number 9.

 

[blulouie]

You would volunteer to wear those ghastly shorts out in public?

Not a chance dont make them in xxxxl size.

 

[LinekersLegs]

There are no lengths I wouldnt go to for just 1 game as Evertons number 9.

Would you go the Baines route, keep them long but skintight, or the Deulofeu/Mirallas approach of trying to convert them to 80s length?

 

[Goat]

Would you go the Baines route, keep them long but skintight, or the Deulofeu/Mirallas approach of trying to convert them to 80s length?

Baggy innit cos of my 12" schlong.

 

[LinekersLegs]

Baggy innit cos of my 12" schlong.

Ah, the Distin option.

 

[Hellerad]

Baggy innit cos of my 12" schlong.

Does " mean millimeter in Metric?

 

[Goat]

Does " mean millimeter in Metric?

NO!

 

[carolinablue232]

Seemed to be linked with Van Dijk a lot and papers reporting we are willing to pay 10 million. When's the last time we scored a free kick?

Maybe this one? We've scored a fair few the last couple seasons.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

lennon makes sense, we're a bit short on decent wingers, the fact when we get an injury or two osman or cleverley have to go on the wing is just terrible, so getting him in is good.

Although we also need to add a playmaker and a center half to that, at least.