2017/18 Wayne Rooney

[Dario Terracotta]

Don't people realise without Rooney we would be bottom with 3 points

I'd say you could make a case Pickford has influenced our results more mate.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Wayne Rooney is still a decent player.

Don't let the bad results fool you. He's won us points on his own this season.

He has, sadly, won our opposition more points.

 

[evertondotcom]

He has, sadly, won our opposition more points.

Eh? Go on...

 

[Eggsyblueskin]

He's not the sole source of our problems, but he'll never be the solution either. To use modern parlance he's meh.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Eh? Go on...

We already play a crap tactic, have a crap right back and an out of form Morgan in midfield, another hindrance in him jogging his fat arse around up top helps the oppo more than us.

 

[Toast]

Wayne Rooney really is the least of our worries right now lids..

 

[SpongeBob brown shoes]

He has, sadly, won our opposition more points.

Who, Rooney? I must have missed something

 

[evertondotcom]

We already play a crap tactic, have a crap right back and an out of form Morgan in midfield, another hindrance in him jogging his fat arse around up top helps the oppo more than us.

You probably have more body fat on your forearm than he does on his entire body, by the way.

 

[DualityNSNO]

You probably have more body fat on your forearm than he does on his entire body, by the way.

You calling me fat mate?

 

[evertondotcom]

You calling me fat mate?

No bud, I'm saying the professional athlete in question is the trimmest he's ever been despite loving a bevvie.

Credit where credit is due, he's in good shape.

 

[Joey66]

It's also hypothetical to say "if not for Rooney we'd be bottom on 3 points"

If not for Niassie grabbing two goals 3 points we would be in an even dire situation!

 

[DualityNSNO]

No bud, I'm saying the professional athlete in question is the trimmest he's ever been despite loving a bevvie.

Credit where credit is due, he's in good shape.

In a good amphora shape, yes.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Who, Rooney? I must have missed something

You've missed Rooney being good for us.

 

[Kever10]

You've missed Rooney being good for us.

That means he's been good, you ruined your own argument.

 

[Kever10]

It's also hypothetical to say "if not for Rooney we'd be bottom on 3 points"

Maybe so, but slightly less Hypothetical, as he and the much maligned Niasse are the only 2 players who've scored, and it's not like any of the other lot haven't had chances.