Can anyone tell me what this free-loading has-been offers to the team?
Vehemently against him coming back and the sheer folly has now been exposed.
He couldn't play striker any more for the Mancs, so they tried him in midfield - and it failed.
So they dropped him.
Then along come soft arse Everton with their money-laden sentimental bandwagon and offer to take him off their wage bill - and break their own salary structure to pay him a staggering £150,000 per week.
£150,000 PER WEEK.
And what do we get for that?
A front line goal threat. Nope.
A foil up front for Tosun. Er, no.
A latter day Pirlo, Zidane or Zola. That'll be a no too.
Someone whose experience, leadership, winning mentality and influence catalyses the whole team. Not seen any of that.
No: what we got was a player who has been past his best for two years. The Rooney the Mancs were amazed someone wanted to get off their hands. A washed-up facsimile of the most exciting footballer we have produced for a generation.
And now, because he has failed in every position we have played him in, in this disastrous season, we're trying one final re-invention as a deep lying midfielder who sits in front of the back four. I'll say that again... Wayne Rooney in front of the back four. Double you, tea, eff!
We bought him because he is Wayne Rooney. We play him because he is Wayne Rooney. There is no other footballing reason whatsoever.
I'd wager no other team in the so-called Premiership would even consider him.
He is the epitome of why we have swapped ambition and aspiration for mediocrity. A meaningless PR gesture that is fooling no-one.
A disgrace yesterday when he offered absolutely NOTHING. An embarrassing physical metaphor for this one great club of ours.
Like Schneiderlin and Williams, he should never play for Everton again.