So if someone is a winner as a player that means they're a winner as a manager too?
Ok soft lad, let's have it your way and get Phil Neville in as boss. He won loads as a player. Definite winner old Phil is and he'd bring that here.
I can't guarantee anyone will come in and win here. No one can.
What I can guarantee is that someone with the mentality of Frank Lampard would definitely be arsed if he got someone relegated. You said he wouldn't care about taking us down. That's one of the most ludicrous things I've ever heard.