Farcical to contrast the current flood of interest in Everton with the hand-wringing from the “it’s 777 or administration” posse a few weeks ago.
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Absolute scruffHe’s only got a piddling £6.1b.
Pfft.
FC Sexy is back!!Are we Eversex?
No mate. Jizz.Lots of excited people in here. Maybe just wait till something actually happens before jizzing. We are Everton.
Oh we’ve always been sexy. That’s why the media hate us.Are we………are we sexy? Everyone wants a piece of Everton.
Correct...Right in your own face.No mate. Jizz.
Jizz away.
That’s a different lifestyle choice but ok.Correct...Right in your own face.
What personal wealth have they got to throw at Everton?