Worst act you ever saw live

[Clarky cat]

That white widow is dangerous kids.

I think she’s more misunderstood….

I love hearing her advice on property abroad

 

[bebo86]

MGMT, Bob Dylan, Counting Cries, Elton John

 

[Rita_Poon]

I think she’s more misunderstood….
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I love hearing her advice on property abroad

I'm not sure that's Amanda Lamb...

Now I've previewed the comparison, Amanda 'place in the sun' has blue eyes. Your lass (the younger newer one) has brown eyes. Perhaps you only had the two minute teaser...

 

[Martin Alvito]

Breaking Benjamin. Saw them opening for Disturbed (more my ex's thing, but admittedly that band is a quality live act.)

One of the vocalists for Breaking Benjamin can sing. One of them, it turns out, is an AutoTune hero. It was painful.

Dishonorable mention to David Lee Roth for being so intoxicated that he could barely get the lyrics out about 20 minutes into a Van Halen set, once the coke wore off. My ex walked out. My older son and I stayed, since the band can play.

 

[Martin Alvito]

Breaking Benjamin. Saw them opening for Disturbed (more my ex's thing, but admittedly that band is a quality live act.)

One of the vocalists for Breaking Benjamin can sing. One of them, it turns out, is an AutoTune hero. It was painful.

Dishonorable mention to David Lee Roth for being so intoxicated that he could barely get the lyrics out about 20 minutes into a Van Halen set, once the coke wore off. My ex walked out. My older son and I stayed, since the band can play.

 

[Clarky cat]

I'm not sure that's Amanda Lamb...

Now I've previewed the comparison, Amanda 'place in the sun' has blue eyes. Your lass (the younger newer one) has brown eyes. Perhaps you only had the two minute teaser...

that’s Amanda Lamb, I posted Amber Martinez. Amber Martinez has never given terrible property advice to my knowledge and I can happily gaze upon her photo with nothing but admiration for her new position. Seeing Amanda here has brought back trauma ?

 

[Rita_Poon]

that’s Amanda Lamb, I posted Amber Martinez. Amber Martinez has never given terrible property advice to my knowledge and I can happily gaze upon her photo with nothing but admiration for her new position. Seeing Amanda here has brought back trauma ?

She fit you up with a cockroach infested one room apartment in the costa del crime?

 

[Clarky cat]

She fit you up with a cockroach infested one room apartment in the costa del crime?

it was a double, I never stood a chance

 

[Rita_Poon]

She's defo double figures in my book.

 

[IrishBlue2022]

Elbow at Slane. They were support for Kings Of Leon. The most depressing set i have ever heard.

 

[Blue 1]

I saw that Stone Roses gig at Reading after Reni and Squire had left. It really was as bad as they say...

But the worst gig ever was Finlay Quaye at Glasto in 97. I had no interest in going to see him bit my girlfriend had brought my ticket, so that was that.

His band come on, but Finlay doesn't so his band start jamming. He comes on mid Jam and just stands there. His band stop, he start singing (horribly) so his band start playing again. He walks off the stage so his band stop playing. Finlay comes on again. This carried on for about 20 minutes, his band looking embarrassed and anxious. There's about 10,000 people in the crowd watching this. Eventually Finlay comes on again and says in this ridiculous fake jamaican accent. I TINK SUMWAN PUT SUMTING IN MAH DRINK. Then he wanders off stage and never comes back. His band carry on noodling for a bit and then [Poor language removed] off too. It was the absolute pits.

There's a good clip on twitter of a recent gig he did where the venue promoter comes on stage and tells him to [Poor language removed], so it looks like his act is still the same.

I remember that. His career is littered with stories like this. Self-sabotage and appalling behaviour. Shame. He's made some nice records in-between:

 

[Tramps_mate]

Dave Spikey. Not funny at all.. tried to be Peter Kay.

 

[Johnniepk]

Elton John in Manchester. Another were you may as well have put an LP in.
His " crowd banter" consisted of fawning over a bunch of Coronation St actors who must have had free tickets.
Left after " Saturday Nights alright for fighting"

 

[hirons11]

Van Morrison.
Pissed and couldn't be arsed.

Funnily he's also been some of the best I've been to.
Cranky little Irish bellend.

Same here, one concert I saw he had another person sing most of the songs. Absolutely bizarre.

 

[Terrarian]

Tiesto, was supposed to be in the all nighter line up, turned up late from Ireland in his helicopter and after all the wait he was gash, every other DJ killed it he was number one DJ in the world at that time but he sucked.