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Now excuse me whilst I go wash my soul.
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They were all fabulous.
Pulled a fattie who insisted on a visit to Burger King before we got back to hers.
Kin 'ell. What was she smoking ffs?
Mrs @MoutsGoat on her works Xmas do the other night.
Pulled a fattie who insisted on a visit to Burger King before we got back to hers.
In fact the worst i did was an utter horror pig when I was on holiday in Isreal. Only did it because she was a Mormon which got extra points. To make it worse she cried in the morning because she had betrayed her faith
If you'd have full on punched her in the grid you'd be in Ched Evans old bed now lad.Couple of weeks ago probs. Brought some bird back (not attractive) and smashed her. She was horrendous, not in a bad shag kind of way, just utter filth. She actually wanted me to full on beat her. I couldn't do it. I slapped her once round the face like HARD which seemed to get her off. Couldn't do it again, I am a gentle soul.
I got a text off some Geordie who was living in old swan. Asking for me to come round. I didn't have a clue who she was but after some pics discovered she was Infact female. So thought what the heck and went round. When I got there, not only did I not have a clue who she was but she was a big fat horror in a Newcastle away top.
Obviously being a top lad I went through with the horrible deed and made my excuses and left(ran). A couple of weeks later my mate asked me if I had ever had a text from some horrible Geordie he gave my number to. I just said no still feeling sick from what I had done. Personal highlight was walking into a takeaway so I could wash my cock, and saw hundreds of dead chickens lying on a filthy floor in the bog.
If you'd have full on punched her in the grid you'd be in Ched Evans old bed now lad.