Steve0
Player Valuation: £35m
Once pulled a lovely lady from Salford, she had this need to talk dirty but a mixture of her frankly comical accent and ineptness at this art form made for one of the least erotic experiences of my life.
She kept saying stuff like 'd'jer like mah pooseh?" "d'jer wannaeat mah pooseh".
Horrific.
She kept saying stuff like 'd'jer like mah pooseh?" "d'jer wannaeat mah pooseh".
Horrific.