Worst person you've slept with
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I've been trying to recollect a story I could contribute to this thread but;
a) I haven't had sex with enough people for anything interesting to happen and
b) I'm just grateful to anyone that had sex with me. I wouldn't touch me with a ten foot clown pole.
a) I haven't had sex with enough people for anything interesting to happen and
b) I'm just grateful to anyone that had sex with me. I wouldn't touch me with a ten foot clown pole.
Titus Bramble
Best centre half to grace the Premier League
I know your pain my friend.
Welton Toffee
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Worst person I've slept with? My most recent ex girlfriend. Terrible person.
Carry on..
Carry on..
Toffee-nerd
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Pulled a bird on a night out in Newcastle. Started the job and found myself behind her doing her doggy. She suddenly jumped up and said I'll be back in a minute. I'm kneeling there on the bed perplexed as she ran off to the toilet. She took a while in the toilet so I went over and knocked on the door and noticed some little marks on the floor. Popped the light on and she'd only gone and dribbled [Poor language removed] all over the room. Anyway I left and never saw her again.
Another bird I shagged while at uni and she kept trying to put wigs and [Poor language removed] on me which was weird but I was pissed so just went along with it. Found out a few days later from a lad I was out with she had a girlfriend. I felt so used.
I'm glad I'm not single anywmore.
Another bird I shagged while at uni and she kept trying to put wigs and [Poor language removed] on me which was weird but I was pissed so just went along with it. Found out a few days later from a lad I was out with she had a girlfriend. I felt so used.
I'm glad I'm not single anywmore.
magicjuan
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Did a favour for a mate years ago, we'd bumped into his ex who he still pined for, as he was going to take her home I got landed with her offensive looking mate.
Being a gentleman I said I'd drop her off in a cab, but she got a bit frisky on the way and I was then in the need to spill seed.
Anyhoo at her gaff, gets down to stuff, hand down her pants, was like a vortex in there, hand sucked up into some wormhole, could feel her coil. Probably a cb aerial tbh. Wouldn't put my end in there so got a nosh as it was called back then, shed my load in her gob and then she gretched and hockled her gravelly phlegm and my juice across the room in no particular direction.
I thought that was uncooth then and lacked class, still do, don't women put a glass by their bed for random gobble mess if they're not up for swallowing?
Was quite nifty out of there, a little part of me had died....
Being a gentleman I said I'd drop her off in a cab, but she got a bit frisky on the way and I was then in the need to spill seed.
Anyhoo at her gaff, gets down to stuff, hand down her pants, was like a vortex in there, hand sucked up into some wormhole, could feel her coil. Probably a cb aerial tbh. Wouldn't put my end in there so got a nosh as it was called back then, shed my load in her gob and then she gretched and hockled her gravelly phlegm and my juice across the room in no particular direction.
I thought that was uncooth then and lacked class, still do, don't women put a glass by their bed for random gobble mess if they're not up for swallowing?
Was quite nifty out of there, a little part of me had died....
TheFinnFan
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She wasnt actually bad at all but had a bit of a moment..
When i pulled out there was inconclusive blob of messy fur on the knob of the rubber.
When i pulled out there was inconclusive blob of messy fur on the knob of the rubber.
1966efc
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Just had the grim thought that I'm probably on one of these threads somewhere on the internet for when I broke some girl's arm.
Sorry Claire, it was an accident.
Sorry Claire, it was an accident.
Maybe you are their worst shag story?
Nobbing a virgin gets quite messy, especially in the bathroom at your mates house party.. Think she forgot to mention that fact.
Like a mouses ear though!
Iv still not told him it was me, I blamed someone else...
Like a mouses ear though!
Iv still not told him it was me, I blamed someone else...
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As some of these bigger women dont get alot of attention they seem to be the rudest. They appreciate what little they get, therefore trying to maximise the night of wonderful passion they are engaging in.
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There will be one adventurous dirty soul on here that has at least gone onto facebook to look her up. Im willing to wager everything i have on that (it aint much).
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