Your top 20 worst/stupidest Everton signings

[Exeter_Gently]

Hitzlesperger

 

[cronullasharks]

Personally, I feel we need to separate the reasoning behind Gbamin and what occurred: he looked a promising player, but our failings and poor luck ruined it.

Additionally, Schneiderlin came as a decent player and performed okay at first, but it dissipated. Some of the others on this list can't even get to that level.

I couldn't leave them off that list, gomes cameo last night just kept him off it lol.

 

[cronullasharks]

Hitzlesperger

Wish that 40 yard blooter he smashed that hit the bar had went in though

 

[120 seasons]

I'm curious to see @Nymzee and @MikeH72's lists...

Here's mine, in no particular order and for reasons including value for money, being an arse, or being plain turd.

1 Gylfi
2 Alcaraz
3 McGeady
4 Eto'o
5 Niasse
6 Koldrup
7 Keane
8 Maupay
9 Davies, Simon
10 Kean
11 Tosun
12 Coco Martinez
13 That lad with the massive thighs Moyes rarely played
14 Schneiderlin
15 John Spencer
16 Steve Simonsen
17 Rooney (the re-signing)
18 Baardsen
19 Benitez (I don't care he's not a player)
20 Rondon

Some belters since 2000

1 Sandro Ramirez

2 Per Koldrup

3 Jean-Philippe Gbamin

4 Ashley Williams

5 Dele Alli

6 Andy Lonergan

7 Shani Tarashaj

8 David Ginola

9 Li Wei Feng

10 Joshua King

11 Cenk Tosun

12 Donny van de Beek

13 Ruben Vinagre

14 Gylfi Sigurdsson

15 Neal Maupay

16 Lacina Traore

17 Morgan Schneiderlin

18 Peter Degn

19 Royston Drenthe

20 Anwar El Ghazi

 

[Toffeeslam]

Alex Nyarko

Never forget the hissy fit when that bloke from the park end offered to swap shirts with him

 

[Tel001]

Ian Rush.
The damage he done to us for them ,wouldn't have happened.

Did we have the chance to sign him?

 

[Saint Domingo]

Michael Keane 1-20

 

[jazzy]

Bolassie
Nyarko
Alli
Maupay
Sandro
Tosun
A. Williams
Gbamin
Mina
Walcott
Sigurdsson
Schneiderlin
Niasse
Delph
Klaasen

Forget wages , by my very rough calculations about £275 million spent in transfer fees and received about £15 million when sold.

None of them ( with the exception of Mina when fit and Iceland ) made any contribution whatsoever on the pitch.

That's why we are in the financial mess that we find ourselves.

 

[verreauxi]

Person with the highest goals to minutes ratio in prem history?

1game, 2mins and 1goal .. should have a statue or a stand named after him

I do remember that. An FA cup game against Norwich or some such. Then he promptly got injured again and evaporated into thin air

 

[Naisy'sCharitableLeanings]

Andy Van Der Meyde was just an absolute boozehound who never played wasn't he? Just hated living in the UK

I mean, as measures go, most of us on here can claim to have had the exact same Everton career!

 

[Tipp blue]

Alex Nyarko

Never forget the hissy fit when that bloke from the park end offered to swap shirts with him

I did feel sorry for him that day though.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Did we have the chance to sign him?

I'm sure we did.
His hero was and still is Bob Latchford.
Match going blue.
I believed he upped his game to prove us wrong.

 

[Marc bolan]

I did feel sorry for him that day though.

I thought it was at Highbury??

 

[Toffeeslam]

I thought it was at Highbury??

I think you may be right

 

[The Binman]

Did we have the chance to sign him?

Yes the manager at the time, before Mr kendal I think, wanted to sign both him, and sharp, the board said you can only sign one of them.... or something like that