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I'm looking forward to your 2886 hours until the next window opens count down, once you've finished this one. :dance:

Anyone read all this talk about "The One", and get a urge to watch The Matrix again? That and as painful as it is to say it, eat the red pill.

We need to prepare the thread for the incoming jarg!

This window certainly has me wanting to drink meths.

Can I be the first to say I'm not hot on Dante? Too old and Brazilian. If he was Argentinian however, and younger ...

I keep seeing mentions of a bright young British talent named Stones in this thread. How much are we buying him for? The figures quoted seem a bit above our budget.

So is Kagawa off then?

Uh, no? Please see a doctor, you look like you need a blood pressure check. Yarmalenko >> Shaqiri If, if, if, if, if, if, this comes off, it will make the Shaqiri fuminators look a little silly.

I for one will be deeply upset if we sign anyone named Bambi, Crystal or Tiffany.

Ooooh. Is this playing the ref? "When You Sign No-one At All" surely? I prefer the version "When You Sing Nothing At All" Hoping "lost it" is a euphemism for thread ban ... You asked for it.

Got my Kagawa tattoo. At least they promised me that's what it says.

Ryan [Poor Language Removed]ing Air?

10/10? 0/10? Martinez said they were focused on the weekend's game rather than transfers during the press conference. Doesn't sound like there will be any business (Holgate aside) until next week at the earliest.

Think you need to change your avatar mate. I'm sure this window will pick up, even if it's far later than we all want. No-one likes a grass. REPOR ... carry on. Now we know who's the good cop and bad cop. Just realised that word's inappropriate. You're both fine police officers.

Sometimes you begin to wonder ...

Never gonna end well. Unlike this transfer window. Hopefully.

ITK licence revoked. Is it Kiwi polish BTW?

Drop your drawers and turn your head. Cough. Still haven't had a satisfactory answer where Lennon sits in the three signings, if at all ...